The Haunted Mouth (1974)

The Haunted Mouth (1974)
Article 5857 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 10-4-2020
Director unknown
Featuring the voice of Cesar Romero
Country: USA
What it is: Real-life dental horror

In a haunted house, an invisible figure known as B. Plaque plots to take over and destroy your mouth.

This short comes from the world of ephemeral film; it was produced by the American Dental Association to scare you into caring for your teeth. Our narrator is an invisible creature known as Bacterial Plaque who lives in your mouth, and is so cocky about his ultimate victory that he even gives you the instructions on how to defeat him because he knows you won’t do it. I have to admit this one is pretty amusing, and Cesar Romero seems to be having a lot of fun doing an imitation of Claude Rains. I just love covering off-the-trail obscurities like this.

The Haunted Cat (1951)

The Haunted Cat (1951)
Article 5856 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 10-4-2020
Directed by Eddie Donnelly
Featuring the voice of Tom Morrison
Country: USA
What it is: Terrytoons cartoon

When Little Roquefort the mouse plays dead after an attack from the cat, the latter grows to believe that he is responsible for the mouse’s death. Roquefort then torments the cat by playing on his guilt and fear.

Though they’re obviously faked, ghosts and supernatural events provide the fantastic content here. As for the cartoon itself, it’s from Terrytoons, and I’ve come to suspect that these cartoons are at their weakest when they come across as merely chintzy versions of cartoons from other studios. This one, for example, comes across as a cheap Tom-and-Jerry knockoff, and it never rises above that to find a voice all its own. All in all, this is another forgettable obscurity.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Article 5855 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 10-3-2020
Directed by Mike Newell
Featuring Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint
Country: UK / USA
What it is: Harry Potter movie

Harry Potter is unexpectedly chosen to take part in The Triwizard Tournament. Who placed his name into the tournament…and why?

I have largely avoided the Harry Potter movies up to this point, not because I suspect that I wouldn’t like them, but rather because the Harry Potter phenomenon began with the J.K. Rowling books, and I decided that if I ever wanted to get into this universe, I would start there. However, since I’ve got a whole backlog of other books to read first, I’ve only read the first novel of the series, which I liked well enough. However, I had a copy of this movie hidden in the nooks and crannies of my movie collection, and it’s number came up, so here I am reviewing it.

I’m glad I at least had the first book under my belt before watching this, which is based on the fourth novel of the series. The movie is a little unforgiving to newbies; it assumes you know the basic premise, most of the characters, and the universe it takes place in. If you’re not up on all that, the movie can be bewildering, and even with what I did know, I found myself lost for parts of the movie. Still, I found it enjoyable enough, and I do really like the portrayals of some of the characters, particularly Robbie Coltrane as Hagrid and Alan Rickman as Severus Snape. There are a quite a few other familiar faces, including Robert Pattinson and David Tennant. Still, though I do find the movie entertaining enough, I suspect that ultimately I would prefer the original novels to the movie series.

The Happy Cobblers (1952)

The Happy Cobblers (1952)
Article 5854 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 10-1-2020
Directed by Eddie Donnelly
Voice cast unknown
Country: USA
What it is: Terrytoons takes on “The Shoemaker and the Elves”

Elves come out at night to make shoes for an aged cobbler, but the cobbler thinks the shoes are being made by his pet dachshund.

You know, I rather like that this cartoon throws a twist into this familiar story by incorporating the plot point that the dachshund gets the credit instead of the elves; it shows someone at Terrytoons was trying to be creative. And this isn’t the only Terrytoons cartoon that has thrown me a curve in the plot department. But that doesn’t change the fact that the animation is subpar in comparison with nearly all the other animation studios. Nor does it make up for the fact that the plot twist really doesn’t lead the cartoon in any interesting direction after it is used. Sadly, I’ve come to realize that the majority of the output from Terrytoons is dreary and uninspired. There’s a reason why most of their output has fallen into obscurity.

Gumbasia (1955)

Gumbasia (1955)
Article 5853 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-27-2020
Directed by Art Clokey
No cast
Country: USA
What it is: Abstract animation

As a jazzy score plays, clay molds itself into various shapes.

I haven’t covered anything as of yet from animator Art Clokey, largely because he mostly worked in television; he was responsible for the Gumby series, as well as “Davey and Goliath”. I originally thought I wasn’t going to review this as well, as my copy of it was nestled in the middle of a set of Gumby shorts, but a quick look at it as well as a quick check on IMDB cleared up that it was not made for a TV series; it was, in fact, a student film. It’s another of those abstract animation films (such as you’d expect from Norman McLaren) where images pass by as music plays, only in this case, Clokey’s chosen medium to animate is clay. As such, it’s about average for this sort of thing. It was striking enough, though, that it won Clokey the contract to do the Gumby series. I’m not sure who performs the score; no one is credited, and if some of the notes on IMDB are correct, it was shot without the score, which was added later.

The Great Experiment (1934)

The Great Experiment (1934)
Article 5852 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-23-2020
Director unknown
Voice cast unknown
Country: USA
What it is: Scrappy cartoon

A mad scientist is trying to concoct a potion, and Scrappy is his unwilling test subject.

This cartoon falls roughly into two parts. In the first, a mad scientist performs experiment on Scrappy and Baby. During the second, the action shifts to the 1990s, where Scrappy and Baby experience the world of the future where everyone wears working beanie-coptors. There’s plenty of fantastic content here to go around, but it doesn’t appear that much effort really went into concocting the story. It’s a little scary, a little humorous, a little whimsical, and has a little sense of wonder, but not enough of any of these qualities to make it stand out. Chalk it up as another cartoon obscurity.

The Great Cognito (1982)

The Great Cognito (1982)
Article 5851 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-21-2020
Directed by Will Vinton
Featuring the voices of John Morrison, Tim Conner, Brian Bressler
Country: USA
What it is: Claymation comedy

An impressionist not only can imitate the voices of people from World War II, but his face can change into them as well.

What we have here is a Claymation short where an impressionist gives a rapid-fire monologue in which he imitates historical personalities from the WWII era not only with his voice, but his face transforms as well. The transformations get more bizarre and outrageous as the short progresses, even to the point where he’s imitating whole groups of people (like The Andrews Sisters) as well as inanimate objects (like battleships). It’s pretty amusing, and it reminded me a little of some silent special-effects shorts in which clay would transform itself into famous people (I remember one involving Teddy Roosevelt). Will Vinton was one of the founders of Claymation, and coined the term as well. I’ll probably be covering a few other items of his before I’m all over.

The Goose That Laid the Golden Egg (1936)

The Goose That Laid the Golden Egg (1936)
Article 5850 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-19-2020
Directed by Burt Gillett and Tom Palmer
Featuring the voice of Walter Tetley
Country: USA
What it is: Van Bueren cartoon.

Felix the Cat has the goose that laid the golden eggs, and he’s using the riches it provides to help the poor and destitute. However, Captain Kidd the pirate discovers Felix’s secret, and makes off with the goose. Can Felix recover the goose?

My favorite Felix cartoons are from the silent era, where his reality-twisting tricks were highly entertaining. I don’t quite feel the same spirit in his sound era cartoons; though Felix does use some of his old tricks for a short time in the cartoon when he’s trying to figure out how to get aboard the pirate ship, for the most part he’s no different from the other run-of-the-mill cartoon heroes of the period. Still, this is a solidly made cartoon, and there are some fun moments, especially when Felix figures out how to take the pirate’s crew out of the action.

Goo Goo Goliath (1954)

Goo Goo Goliath (1954)
Article 5849 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-19-2020
Directed by Friz Freleng
Featuring the voices of Mel Blanc, Bea Benaderet, Norman Nesbitt
Country: USA
What it is: Looney Tune

An inebriated stork is tasked with the job of delivering a giant’s baby. When the baby is misdelivered, an ordinary-sized family has to cope with a giant baby.

Though the giant baby does show a certain resemblance to Elmer Fudd, this is a one-off cartoon that at least partially serves as a parody of an educational film about the care and maintenance of a baby. Though it’s not one of the studio’s better entries, it does have a few good moments; my favorite is the scene where a giant tries to change a diaper on a normal-sized baby. The fantastic content is represented by the whole “stork delivering the baby” cliche, plus the existence of giants (living at “the top of the beanstalk”. It’s an okay entry from the studio.

Good Morning, Eve! (1934)

Good Morning, Eve! (1934)
Article 5848 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-16-2020
Directed by Roy Mack
Featuring Leon Errol, June MacCloy, Vernon Dent
Country: USA
What it is: Musical comedy short

Adam and Eve take a walk through time.

Well, there’s Adam, Eve, a talking snake (such as it is), some cavemen, the Roman god Mercury, King Arthur and some time travel; at least it doesn’t stint on the fantastic content. Still, at heart it’s just basically a comedy musical short; at each period of history there’s a dance number. Given the raciness of some of the costumes, I’m guessing this is pre-code, but the color photography is truly stunning. It’s a moderately entertaining bit of fluff, but nothing more.