AND SOON THE DARKNESS (1970)
Article 2890 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 4-6-2009
Posting Date: 7-12-2009
Directed by Robert Fuest
Featuring Pamela Franklin, Michele Dotrice, Sandor Eles
Country: UK

Two English girls are on a cycling tour across the French countryside, unaware that they may be targets for a killer/rapist.

This thriller is by the director of the Dr. Phibes movies, Robert Fuest. It’s slow to get started, but that’s all right; it’s one of those movies that’s intent on building the suspense for one big release rather than trying for a thrill-a-minute approach. It works because we gradually feel the alienation of the main character; once the two girls get separated and then one of them vanishes, the other one finds herself all alone in a strange country among people who generally don’t speak her language. Much of the movie is in unsubtitled French, but I’m willing to bet the movie is more effective if you don’t speak the language; nothing can leave you quite as on edge as having people talk all around you without being able to understand a word they’re saying. Furthermore, you’re not really sure who she should be frightened of; there are several characters who are acting very strange, and any one of them could prove to be the killer. Fuest does an excellent job of tightening the screws, using both music and silence to increase the tension. You’ll find problems with the plot after the movie is over, but that doesn’t really matter; what keeps you interested is that you don’t really know exactly how events will unfold. Nor will you know whether good or evil will emerge triumphant. All in all, this is one tidy little thriller.

…AND MILLIONS WILL DIE! (1973)
TV-Movie aka …And Millions Die!
Article 2889 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 4-5-2009
Posting Date: 7-11-2009
Directed by Leslie H. Martinson
Featuring Richard Basehart, Susan Strasberg, Peter Sumner
Country: USA

A representative of a non-political organization intent on fighting disasters of all kinds discovers the existence of a deadly nerve gas created by a former Nazi scientist. He must locate all of the missing canisters of the nerve gas which are hidden somewhere in Hong Kong before the residents therein become victims to it.

This was another TV-Series pilot masquerading as a TV-Movie, and actually, I think the concept (about the organization that fights disasters) might have made for a moderately interesting series. If it had, though, I hope the episodes would have had better scripts and direction that this one does. The nerve gas is the Gizmo Maguffin here, and the canisters of the gas are in danger from being released by a time bomb that is set to go off in three and a half days from the time the movie starts. This is actually not a bad setup, but the movie makes very ill use of it; despite the fact that there’s a definite deadline and the movie keeps cutting back to the time mechanism showing the countdown, there’s no sense of urgency. Furthermore, none of the heroes know of the bomb or the deadline until about ten minutes before the end of the movie. There are other clumsy elements to the movie; having the scientist’s daughter turn out to be a homicidal maniac might have worked had they established the clues early on; as it is, she remains a minor and forgettable character until late in the movie. These revelations smack of convenience more than good writing. The action sequences are also quite weak; there’s a chase on foot sequence that is singularly lacking in suspense. It is fun seeing a pre-comedy Leslie Nielsen as a villain, and Richard Basehart is quite likeble, but the dialogue they’re given is riddled with cliches. This is one TV-Movie that really fails to deliver the goods.

AMERICAN NIGHTMARE (1983)
Article 2888 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 4-4-2009
Posting Date: 7-10-2009
Directed by Don McBrearty
Featuring Lawrence Day, Lora Staley, Neil Dainard
Country: Canada

A pianist is searching for his sister who has become a prostitute. A psycho killer is on the loose killing prostitutes. Police hunt for the girl and the killer. Strippers at a strip joint strip.

It’s not really a slasher movie; our killer has something else on his mind than just killing prostitutes (though he definitely isn’t sane). It’s more of a Canadian giallo, and it looks and feels pretty much like you’d expect a Canadian giallo would – that is to say, it’s devoid of the stylistic touches you’d expect from an Italian giallo and has that flat, dull look you’d expect from a Canadian movie. It’s fairly sleazy; you’ll lose count of how many times the action (such as it is) screeches to a halt for another strip routine. It does have one jaw-dropping twist (involving the pianist’s father) that ends up not working because it’s painfully obvious that the body of the man in a certain video doesn’t match the body of the man he’s supposed to be. Still, I’m not sure that the twist (even if it had worked) could have lifted this movie out of the doldrums; as a whole, the movie is mechanical and uninspired.

THE ALPHA INCIDENT (1978)
Article 2887 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 4-3-2009
Posting Date: 7-9-2009
Directed by Bill Rebane
Featuring Stafford Morgan, John J. Goff, Carol Irene Newell
Country: USA

A group of people are quarantined in a small railroad station when they become infected with a microorganism from outer space. Since the microorganism is only activated by sleep, they must try to stay awake while scientists find a cure.

When I first began posting to message boards, whenever the subject of the worst directors of all time came up, my favorite one to nominate was Bill Rebane. I’d only seen three of his movies at this point (this one, MONSTER A-GO-GO and THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION), but they were enough for me. Nowadays, I’m not so sure; I don’t really hold him responsible for the worst of this lot (MONSTER A-GO-GO) as it was only partially his and wouldn’t have been released had Herschell Gordon Lewis not bought the footage and added his own, and I’ve seen enough movies by the likes of Jerry Warren to make me realize that there are far worse directors out there.

Still, this movie marked my first encounter with him and I ended up hating the movie with a passion when I first saw it years ago. I saw it when it popped up in the waning days of my local Creature Feature, and the combination of slow pace, unlikable characters, bad special effects and downbeat ending left me with the feeling that my Creature Feature was indeed scraping the bottom of the cinematic barrel.

The movie itself is something of a low-budget THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN crossed with NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD with touches of THE CRAWLING HAND. Watching it again, I do feel compelled to give it some credit; it’s not near as boring as it could have been (I was able to sit through the whole thing in one sitting), and certain scenes did wedge themselves into my memory from my first viewing (which is more than some other movies did). I still dislike it, though; the characters remain unlikable, and once the basic premise is set up, the character interactions become repetitious and tiresome. The John J. Goff character is the worst. He has three character interactions: he whines to the doctor about government involvement in his life, tries to come on to the sole woman present, and torments the shy, meek office worker (played by Ralph Meeker, the only name I recognized in the cast), and his character is given the most lines. The script is full of bad dialogue, and the acting doesn’t redeem it much, and the cynical undercurrent that pervades the whole movie just makes watching it an exercise in waiting for the other shoe to drop.

If the ratings on IMDB are any indication, this is Rebane’s best movie.

THE AERODROME (1983)
TV-Movie
Article 2885 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 4-1-2009
Posting Date: 7-7-2009
Directed by Giles Foster
Featuring Vass Anderson, Jill Bennett, Richard Briers
Country: UK

In the near future, a young man, disillusioned by the events around him that convince him that mankind is degenerate, joins the air force. He comes under the influence of a commander who has plans to extend the duties of the air force beyond merely protecting the citizens, but of also instituting a new order in which the citizens will be forced to live a way of life he deems worth protecting.

This British TV-Movie is a rather odd cross between dystopian political science fiction and soap opera. If this sounds like a rather dodgy idea, rest assured; this movie meshes them brilliantly, and the results are chilling and memorable. What makes it work is the way the soap opera elements play into the lives and shaping of the various characters we encounter, and this shaping defines and explains their actions; in short, it all ties together into a complete package. The vision of fascist forces at work in a small country town is particularly chilling; especially unsettling is a sequence where a soldier casually catches various residents of the town (attending an agricultural festival) in the sights of a machine gun. After the “accidental” death of a rector at the hands of a soldier, the air force further intensifies their control over the residents by sending one of their own men to deliver the soliloquy, and then replacing the rector with another soldier. Much of the story is told through the eyes of a young man, brought up as an orphan, who must deal with the revelations about his parentage and his wife’s unfaithfulness, and then must deal with the consequences of his involvement with several people after he joins the air force. It’s a powerful and memorable movie, with the theme of “cleansing” central to the story; various characters are trying to find a way to redeem themselves from the corruption around them. This one is highly recommended.

THE ADDING MACHINE (1969)
Article 2884 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 3-31-2009
Posting Date: 7-6-2009
Directed by Jerome Epstein
Featuring Milo O’Shea, Phyllis Diller, Billie Whitelaw
Country: USA / UK

A man who has made a career of adding totals discovers he is going to be replaced by an adding machine. He kills his boss in a fit of rage, and, when he is arrested and convicted, finds his life is coming to an end.

When I first watched this movie, I thought it was probably going to be a comedy about a computer, since I saw Phyllis Diller’s name in the credits. She’s in it, all right, but, despite top billing, she’s in a supporting role and only appears in the first half of the movie as a shrewish wife. It is something of a comedy, but I think it’s more of a drama. The fantastic content comes in the second half of the movie when the man who kills his boss enters the afterlife.

The movie itself is based on a stage play of the twenties called “The Adding Machine” by Elmer Rice. It’s an interesting and unique movie, but, to my mind, not a successful one. Despite the fact that it’s been adapted for the screen, it still feels very much like a stage play, and is full of theatrical touches that fall flat on the screen; we have characters essentially stepping out of the reality of the moment to deliver monologues and innermost thoughts, for example. Furthermore, the dialogue is extremely dated (and probably was in 1969 as well), and the New York accents are distracting in the extreme. As a result, the movie never really rings true; it seems mannered, artificial and pretentious, despite its desperate attempt to seem colloquial. It’s a shame; there’s some interesting ideas in here, but the movie’s style prevents me from really enjoying them. The movie is a curio.

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET THE MUMMY (1955)
Article 2883 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 3-30-2009
Posting Date: 7-5-2009
Directed by Charles Lamont
Featuring Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Marie Windsor
Country: USA

Two Americans get tangled up with a murdered Egyptologist, a sacred medallion, and a mummy.

This marks the final entry in my coverage of the Abbott and Costello monster movies, and possibly of my coverage of Abbott and Costello altogether (unless someone has classified WHO DONE IT as horror). This one is often dismissed as the weakest of the series, and I can see why; it feels cheaper and more rushed than the others, the timing isn’t quite as sharp as it used to be, and for those who like the horror elements, they’re sorely lacking here and the monster is lame. Still, I have a sneaking affection for it; it gives Bud and Lou a wider variety of humorous situations than they usually got in their horror comedies, and in some ways it’s more similar to the non-horror comedies of the duo. I have favorite bits; I like Lou’s encounter with a French dancer who manages to give him every chance to pick her up while acting offended, I also like the duo’s attempt to get rid of the cursed medallion in the restaurant, and the “pick and shovel” routine is an abbreviated example of the type of verbal humor that made them famous in the first place. Unfortunately, there’s also the tiresome moments where they try to milk humor from Lou being scared, and some of it seems particularly desperate this time. It also reprises other types of gags, including the old “bodies disappearing and reappearing” shtick. The script is fairly clumsy; they’re given character names, but constantly refer to each other as Bud and Lou. The team was on its last legs here; they had one more movie together before the breakup.

At heart, I don’t think movies really caught the duo at their best; their verbal routines developed in vaudeville were their forte, and despite all the movies they made, they will probably be best remembered for the “Who’s on First” routine. Still, I’m glad they made the movies; without them, they would probably be largely forgotten nowadays. At least many of the high points of their career can be relived in the various clips from the movies.

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE (1953)
Article 2882 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 3-29-2009
Posting Date: 7-4-2009
Directed by Charles Lamont
Featuring Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Boris Karloff
Country: USA

Two American policemen are booted from the London police force for incompetence. They decide that if they can capture the monster that is terrorizing London, they can get back on the force.

I think one of the strengths of the Abbott and Costello horror comedies was that they were full of authentic horror atmosphere, and this one is no exception in that regard; with the good use of music and mist and a good performance from Boris Karloff, there’s enough here to keep horror fans satisfied. However, the comedy was often uneven, and most of the humor here involves slapstick or acting scared, neither of which really catch Bud and Lou at their best. There’s some fun moments and touches; I’ve always had a fondness for John Dierkes and his glowering craggy face, and he shows here that he can make for a memorable mad doctor’s assistant. A couple of the comic sequences do keep me amused, and these are the ones surrounding Lou’s accidental transformation into a giant mouse. A friend of mine argues that this movie gives us a Dr. Jekyll that is truer to the original story than the other versions, and though I have no real opinion about that, I do feel that Mr. Hyde here is more of a werewolf-style monster than anything having to do with the Robert Louis Stevenson story; he can’t even speak. And though I do find the comedy disappointing overall here, it does have one gag that has netted the biggest laugh from me from any of the Bud and Lou monster comedies; it involves a baby carriage and the line “Does he look like you?”