La sombra del murcielago (1968)

LA SOMBRA DEL MURCIELAGO (1968)
aka The Shadow of the Bat
Article 4920 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-6-2015
Directed by Federico Curiel
Featuring Jaime Fernandez, Marta Romero, Blue Demon
Country: Mexico
What it is: Mexican wrestling movie

A horribly scarred man who wears a mask becomes enamored with a singer at a nightclub, and kidnaps her. He also kidnaps wrestlers so he can have death matches with them to get the cheers of an imaginary audience. Can Blue Demon defeat him?

There’s something rather comforting to me to know that Mexican wrestling movies exist; just knowing that the world is big enough to have this kind of cinematic weirdness helps me to sleep better at night. This movie is the result of what would happen if you reimagine THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA translated into a Mexican wrestling movie. In some ways, it hardly matters that the copy I found was not dubbed or subtitled in English; the basic action and story are pretty clear once you know the PHANTOM connection. There’s five wrestling scenes; one in the ring, one in a training session, and three death-matches with the villain. There are four musical numbers, my favorite of which has Mexican teenagers boogieing to a Spanish version of “Wooly Bully”. The heroine screams her head off every time she sees a rat; for that matter, she screams her head off when she sees practically anything. And it all takes place in that world where the police wouldn’t solve any crimes were it not for the help of masked Mexican wrestlers. If you’re a fan of this genre, this is an entertaining one.

A Polish Vampire in Burbank (1985)

A POLISH VAMPIRE IN BURBANK (1985)
Article 4919 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-5-2015
Directed by Mark Pirro
Featuring Mark Pirro, Lori Sutton, Bobbi Dorsch
Country: USA
What it is: Vampire comedy

A painfully introverted vampire, after having been supplied blood by his father for many years, is forced to go out on his own and claim his own victims, but he falls in love with the first one he meets.

This movie was better than I thought it was going to be, but that may not be saying much; given the title of the movie, I was expecting the absolute bottom of the barrel. Yet, to its credit, some of the ideas are fairly decent and some of the jokes do register. Any movie that makes me smile at the company’s logo at the very top of the movie is doing something right. IMDB estimates the cost of the movie at three thousand dollars, and it looks it, and the movie is about as lowbrow as you can get, but I thought the movie’s heart was in the right place, and I rather liked it. Therefore, I found myself forgiving some of the movie’s worst aspects, particularly the way it belabors the vampirism-as-sex metaphor and its tendency to beat its running jokes into the ground. Oddly enough, one of its better aspects is one of the few ideas it lifts from the movie which inspired its title (AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON), in that the main character is constantly visited by the chatty skeleton of his dead brother (played by Eddie Deezen). In the end, the movie got by on its likable qualities, and I will say this much; as bad as the movie’s title is, it’s better than the title of the fake vampire movie that appears in a theater in the movie – ENEMA VAMPIRES.

Tarzan and the Valley of Gold (1966)

TARZAN AND THE VALLEY OF GOLD (1966)
Article 4918 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-4-2015
Directed by Robert Day
Featuring Mike Henry, David Opatoshu, Manuel Padilla, Jr.
Country: USA / Switzerland
What it is: Tarzan movie

When a boy emerges from the jungle who is believed to be the resident of hidden tribe with a valley full of gold, a crimelord kidnaps him in order to get the gold for himself. However, Tarzan may put a stop to his scheme…

Someone in charge of this movie decided that the Tarzan formula needed to be updated a little. The solution? How about adding some James Bond touches to the mix? Fortunately, the movie only emphasizes this approach during the first twenty minutes or so; things return to normal once Tarzan is back in his loincloth and in the jungle. The fantastic content is pretty marginal; there’s some gadgetry on hand (the main villain’s hobby is designing miniature booby traps) and we have one of those hidden civilizations that pop up in these jungle movies from time to time. The movie is adequate, but no better than that; the pace is rather sluggish and the action sequences aren’t particularly well staged. Mike Henry has a good physique for Tarzan, but as a character in this movie, Tarzan is fairly one-dimensional. There’s quite a bit of animal footage, but even Dinky the chimp doesn’t register much in the way of presence. All in all, the series was getting pretty tired by this point. Still, this is the only movie I’ve seen where a man is killed by a giant cola bottle.

The Serpent’s Egg (1977)

THE SERPENT’S EGG (1977)
aka Das Schlangenei
Article 4917 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-3-2015
Directed by Ingmar Bergman
Featuring Liv Ullmann, David Carradine, Gert Frobe
Country: USA / West Germany
What it is: Period drama

An alcoholic Jew who was once a member of a circus acrobat team finds himself trying to survive in Berlin during the economic collapse of the nineteen-twenties.

It’s been a while since I’ve covered any works by Ingmar Bergman for this series. This one was filmed in English with an international cast, and though it is well-produced and directed, it remains a bit of a disappointment. This is not to say that the movie is bad; far from it; it’s a solid and quite dark drama about an important subject, but from Bergman, we expect something more in the philosophical department that doesn’t seem to be present here. Part of the problem may be David Carradine’s performance as the main character; it’s very difficult to understand or care about his character because he remains something of a cipher. As for the fantastic content, I’m not sure the movie really qualifies as well; the latter doesn’t really show up until the end of the movie, where we discover the truth about the clinic at which Carradine’s character is working, and though it’s certainly horrific (think of the experiments of Dr Mengele), it doesn’t quite turn into horror. My favorite scene is the one which I feel is the most Bergmanesque; it involves a cameo by James Whitmore as a priest who proves singularly unhelpful to Liv Ullmann’s character. It’s an interesting movie, but again, it’s not Bergman at his most compelling.

The Rookie Bear (1941)

THE ROOKIE BEAR (1941)
Article 4916 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-2-2015
Directed by Rudolf Ising
Voice cast unknown
Country: USA
What it is: Cartoon

A hibernating bear discovers that he is the first one to be drafted into the army.

This cartoon is a comic snapshot of the process of being drafted and inducted into the army, which was no doubt a very topical subject at the time of our entry into World War II. It’s not a great cartoon, but it does have some good moments, and is a fairly amusing curio of its time. The anthropomorphic bear is the main fantastic content, though a few of the sight gags also cross the line into the fantastic. It’s a solid if unspectacular effort.

La muerte enamorada (1951)

LA MUERTE ENAMORADA (1951)
aka Death in Love
Article 4915 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-1-2015
Directed by Ernesto Cortazar
Featuring Miroslava, Fernando Fernandez, Jorge Reyes
Country: Mexico
What it is: Death personified comedy

An insurance agent who has wasted is life is visited by Death (a beautiful woman in black). Instead of taking him immediately, she offers him a few extra days of life if she can move in with him and experience what it’s like to be a human.

My copy of this movie is in Spanish without English subtitles, and much of what happens is dialogue-driven, so I’m really not in a good position to give a real evaluation of the movie. However, it does appear to be a good movie. The acting is quite strong, especially from Miroslava in the role of Death. Certain moments do come through; there’s a subplot involving Death’s attachment to a young girl, and we have several scenes of the insurance agent unsuccessfully attempting suicide. Given the language barrier, easily the most striking scene for me occurs when Death has a dream where she watches a musical troupe of skeletons perform a jazzed up version of Camille Saint-Saens’ “Danse macabre”; it’s a fun number and is only marred by the fact that the dancers don’t appear to be in sync with each other. Overall, it feels like a comic take on DEATH TAKES A HOLIDAY, and despite the language barrier, it left a good impression on me.

Steppenwolf (1974)

STEPPENWOLF (1974)
Article 4914 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 8-31-2015
Directed by Fred Haines
Featuring Max von Sydow, Dominique Sanda, Pierre Clementi
Country: USA / Switzerland / UK / France / Italy
What it is: Literary adaptation

A middle-aged man, torn between the spirit and the flesh, plans to commit suicide upon reaching fifty, but meets a woman who steers his life in a new direction.

One of the primary differences between reading a novel and watching a movie is that movies are meant to be watched as a piece from beginning to end at a specific pace, whereas novels may be picked up and set down at will, or read at different paces depending on the time it takes to grasp the themes at play in them. I’ve not read the Herman Hesse novel on which this is based; for that matter, I’ve not read any of his work at all. However, one impression I get from the movie is that the book delves into philosophical and psychoanalytic matters that require a certain degree of time to ponder and appreciate; unfortunately, a movie version doesn’t really give you that amount of time unless you try to swallow the whole thing at once. The movie does a game job of trying to express some of the concepts at play here; there’s an animated section that seeks to explain the concept of the “steppenwolf” (the wild beast within us that is the other side of our natures). Certainly, once you’ve grasped this concept, parts of the movie seem much clearer, even simplistic and obvious. However, as the movie digs deeper, it becomes more of a chore to grasp the relevance of what you’re seeing, and it’s very easy to get lost and confused in the final third of the movie, where the protagonist visits a surreal, non-realistic place called the “magic theater” to open doors to the various parts of his soul. It’s at moments like these where I find it more useful to see the film as a path to the novel rather than as being a stand-alone entity. The film is also hampered by the fact that several major characters have some very thick accents which make it rather difficult to discern what’s being said. The fantastic content revolves around the definite non-realistic manifestations of the story (people disappearing, signs appearing out of nowhere, the symbolic “magic theater”). In the end, I suspect that any chance of really grasping what’s going on here is to go to the book.

The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space (1985)

THE REVENGE OF THE TEENAGE VIXENS FROM OUTER SPACE (1985)
Article 4913 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 8-30-2015
Directed by Jeff A. Ferrell
Featuring Lisa Schwedop, Howard Scott, Amy Crumpacker
Country: USA
What it is: Alien babes on a budget

Drawn to Earth by a misdelivered teen magazine, several female space aliens seek men for mating, but swear revenge when the men prove disappointing.

I initially mistook this one for a Troma film; between the title and the fact that the opening shot of the movie looks similar to the Troma logo is what threw me off. Nevertheless, the title alone would lead you to believe that this was going to be like a Troma film – intentionally bad tongue-in-cheek horror/sci-fi with a plethora of exploitation elements (read: nudity). Oh, it’s quite bad, but what do you really expect from a movie which reportedly was shot on a budget of $32,000 over a four-year period with a cast of what mostly appears to be rank amateurs. But those looking for the exploitation elements will be sorely disappointed; there’s some near nudity in a couple of scenes, but the only thing that might have kept this one from a PG rating was a little too much cussing. Occasionally, a specific humorous touch will work; for example, I like that the old school has a sign in front of it that says “Old School”. But it’s mostly just dumb and amateurish. Keep your expectations very low.

An Eccentric Burglary (1905)

AN ECCENTRIC BURGLARY (1905)
Article 4912 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 8-29-2015
Directed by Frank S. Mottershaw
Cast unknown
Country: UK
What it is: Odd trick film

Two Chinese men attempt a robbery, but end up on the run from two policemen.

The plot description above doesn’t give a hint of the fantastic content, and except for an anomalous moment where a horse mysteriously vanishes, there’s really no fantastic content in the story as such. However, in execution, many of the characters perform stunts that are either impossible or (at the very least) very strange. The movie makes extensive use of the technique of running footage backwards, and what sets this one apart a little from some of the others is that the scenes are often performed by the actors to give the illusion that the footage is not running backwards until you reach the impossible stunt. People jump from the ground to second story windows, slide up banisters and ladders, etc. Every once in a while the backwards footage is more blatant, such as a scene where the policemen are chasing a horse and buggy and we see them running backwards. It’s a little odd and it doesn’t quite work, but it does feel different from a lot of the other trick films of the time; I think this may be the first time I’ve heard of the director, though he did have quite a few credits under his belt.

Peau d’ane (1908)

PEAU D’ANE (1908)
aka Donkey Skin
Article 4911 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 8-27-2015
Directed by Albert Capellani
Cast unknown
Country: France
What it is: Fairy tale

When a woman turns down an ugly suitor, a fairy godmother appears to her and tells her to hold off on getting married until she is given the skin of a magic donkey. When she gets the skin, she wears it until she meets a handsome prince. Will she win him?

This is a title that ended up on my “ones that got away” list, but as soon as it did, someone pointed me the way to a copy. The intertitles were in French, but there was a handy plot description on IMDB to help me out. Still, I have to admit that the story seems very odd; maybe if I read the original story, it might help, but in this form, the story doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me, in that it seems to come across as a series of unconnected events rather than a story. Stylistically, I couldn’t help but notice how similar it was to the work of Melies. Granted, a lot of the early fantasists borrowed from Melies, but this one even borrowed his penchant for confusing crowd sequences; there are a few of them here. And, of course, there’s a scene with dancing girls. There’s lots of magic, even in scenes where you wouldn’t expect any, such as the cake-baking scene. Overall, this one is odd and not quite satisfying.