The Pink Chiquitas (1987)
Article 5709 by Dave Sindelar
Directed by Tony Currie
Featuring Frank Stallone, Bruce Pirrie, Elizabeth Edwards
What it is: An endurance test
A pink meteor crashes on Earth. It causes women to become nymphomaniacs and endows them with superpowers.
Let’s face it; with a title like that and a plot as stated above, we’re deep in exploitation territory here. However, with a PG-13 rating, we’re not deep enough in exploitation territory to satisfy that crowd. Which means that this movie lives or dies on the strength of its comedy, and once you get a sampling of the latter (especially when you consider the smarmy mayor and the Barney-Fife wannabe sheriff), I wouldn’t blame you for reading the last rites for this one. Me, I’ll just pretend that this never existed and go my merry way. Only for fans of Sylvester Stallone’s brother or people who want to hear Eartha Kitt’s voice.