Angel of H.E.A.T. (1983)
Article 5449 by Dave Sindelar
Directed by Myrl A. Schreibman
Featuring Marilyn Chambers, Stephen Johnson, Mary Woronov
What it is: What happens when a porn star goes legit
Government agents join forces with a vigilante organization which uses martial arts to defeat an evil scientist with an army of androids.
A cheap comic exploitation action flick with lots of nudity and stupidity – yeah, that sounds like the sort of thing a porn star might appear in if she wanted to go legit. How cheap is it? It has a single big explosion in it, and that’s animated. How exploitational is it? When it brings the plot to a halt for a scene of mud wrestling, it actually marks a step up in class for the movie. How comic is it? I’d give you a standout comic moment if I could think of one. That leaves the lame action scenes and the plentiful nudity as the selling points. In short, this one was bad, and I didn’t even find it “fun” bad. Time to move on.