TENDER DRACULA (1974)
aka Tendre Dracula
Article 3437 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 12-3-2010
Posting Date: 1-11-2011
Directed by Pierre Grunstein
Featuring Peter Cushing, Alida Valli, Bernard Menez
What it is: French horror comedy
A noted horror actor wants to stop making horror movies and play romantic leads. Two screenwriters and two actresses are sent to his castle to convince him to move back into horror.
There’s something about the offbeat premise of this movie that makes me want to like it. However, the movie fights me at every step of the way. Some of it may not be the movie’s fault; my copy is in fairly dismal shape, the running time is short about 14 minutes, and the English dubbing isn’t very good. But I think the real culprit lies in the fact that the movie is edited in this rather herky-jerky style which is immensely disorientating, and it leaves me feeling queasy rather than amused. It’s somewhat similar to being on a carnival ride which you can’t enjoy because the attendant has put your safety straps on too tightly and all you notice is the discomfort. Though the movie has a clear center (the horror vs. romance theme), it’s sometimes nearly impossible to tell what many of the surrounding scenes have to do with this theme, and for a comedy, I found it laughless. I think Cushing is giving a good performance, but in this mess it’s hard to appreciate. This movie is pretty obscure, and from what I can tell, it is deservedly so.