The Screaming Skull (1958)

THE SCREAMING SKULL (1958)
Article #1281 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 9-16-2004
Posting Date: 2-13-2005
Directed by Alex Nicol
Featuring John Hudson, Peggy Webber, Alex Nicol

A husband brings his overly-sensitive second wife back to the home where his first wife met her death. She grows to believe that she is being haunted by the ghost of the first wife.

When I first saw this one years ago, I thought it was one of the dullest movies I’d ever seen, and was often surprised afterwards to hear an occasional comment from people talking about how much it scared them. I’m glad I gave it a second viewing; their reaction makes much more sense to me. What makes this movie scary is its exemplary use of sound; whenever possible, the movie uses the sound of banging windows, scratching tree branches, etc. to create a malevolent and tense atmosphere. Given the movie’s fine use of this technique, I now find it very easy to appreciate how powerful it might have been, especially in a big dark theater.

Nevertheless, the movie doesn’t quite work for me. There are some odd touches here that I think are supposed to be unsettling (the peacocks, the absence of furniture in the house), but for me, they never quite become scary and remain largely distractions. Nor am I taken in with the performance of any of the three leads; they all come across as muted and somewhat distant, and I never warm up to them enough as characters to care what happens to them. And finally, the movie works best when the horrors are suggested, and the more explicit the horror becomes, the more the tension dissipates into silliness; the fight in the pond near the end of the movie is supposed to be the crowning horror, but it ends up reducing me to giggles. Ultimately, I have to call this one a misfire, though it does have some truly worthy strong points.

Nothing Venture (1948)

NOTHING VENTURE (1948)
Article #1280 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 9-15-2004
Posting Date: 2-12-2005
Directed by John Baxter
Featuring Jackie, Peter and Philip Artemus

Three boys help a detective unravel a crime involving a tower, a girl who raises racehorses, and a dotty old man.

The credits prominently feature the preseince of the Artemus boys in the story. I don’t know who they are, but that appears to be their names as performers; Peter, Phillip and Jackie Artemus play the parts of three boy detectives named Tom, Dick and Harry. These three boys appear to have only appeared in two movies; the other was called THE GRAND ESCAPADE, which was made two years earlier and did not appear to have them in starring roles.

At any rate, what we have here is a boy’s detective story. It’s entertaining at first, but it does a fairly poor job of letting the viewer know what’s going on, and I found myself rather confused and finally bored. Eventually, you find it’s centered around spies trying to get hold of a new invention; a ray that kills the engines of planes, which puts it into the realm of science fiction, though the invention only comes into play towards the end (in a very disappointing sequence). This one is minor and forgettable. I also suspect that the title doesn’t mean anything at all.

Scars of Dracula (1970)

SCARS OF DRACULA (1970)
Article #1279 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 9-14-2004
Posting Date: 2-11-2005
Directed by Roy Ward Baker
Featuring Christopher Lee, Dennis Waterman, Jenny Hanley

A man unfairly accused of rape takes refuge in Dracula’s castle.

If the sole claim to fame of the Hammer horror pictures was that it upped the sex and violence quotient in horror movies, they would still be remembered, though not with quite the same degree of fondness as they are. Furthermore, most of their horror movies would have ended up like this one; the most noticeable aspects of this entry in the Dracula series is that it’s bloodier than the others and that the gowns are cut even lower. There’s also a great performance from Patrick Troughton and a good one from Michael Ripper. It’s hampered by several problems; it’s overdependent on fake looking bats, the plot plays more like a comedy than a serious vampire picture (especially during the first half), and Christopher Lee’s performance feels bored and pouty rather than menacing. It’s nice that they tried to have a scene of Dracula crawling up the wall, but it looks too unconvincing to be really effective. I don’t know if it’s the weakest Hammer Dracula of the bunch, but I would have to place it at the bottom of the ones I’ve seen so far.

The Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy (1964)

THE WRESTLING WOMEN VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY (1964)
(a.k.a. LAS LUCHADORAS CONTRA LA MOMIA)
Article #1278 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 9-13-2004
Posting Date: 2-10-2005
Directed by Rene Cardona
Featuring Ramon Bugarini, Elizabeth Campbell, Chabela Romero

The Wrestling Women do battle with a super-criminal known as the Black Dragon, and then encounter a mummy.

I could point out what a coincidence it was that I followed up one Aztec Mummy movie with another, but in truth, this one is technically not a part of the Aztec Mummy series. The other three movies are of a piece; they share the same characters and the same backstory, and there is a clear progression in action. This Aztec Mummy has a different backstory, a different name, a different appearance, and radically different powers. In fact, you might think they’ve confused him with a vampire; not only does he have the ability to turn into a bat, but he’s scared of daylight. I will admit that he is somewhat scary-looking, and I like his appearance better than the original Aztec Mummy; he even appears to move a hair faster than the earlier version. Still, you might not guess that by the speed of his appearance in this movie; in fact, he doesn’t appear until the seventy-minute mark, which is longer that the entire length of THE ROBOT VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY.

No, most of the movie has to do with the Wrestling Women doing battle with a Fu Manchu-style villain known as the Black Dragon, and most of the plot involves the various machinations being taken to acquire the ancient Aztec codex. Unfortunately, it’s hard to keep from giggling at the constant use of the word “codex”, largely because of its resemblance to the brand name of a certain feminine hygiene item. If that isn’t good for giggles, there’s always the dubbing and lines like “Now watch while I dominate this woman’s will!”. There’s also the obligatory pulchritudinous mat action. Also, if you ever have trouble telling the difference between good guys and bad guys, just observe the difference early on in this one between how a good guy enters a wrestling arena (he pays for his ticket and gives it to the man at the gate) and how a bad guy enters a wrestling arena (he doesn’t buy a ticket and slugs the man at the gate).

The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy (1958)

THE ROBOT VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY (1958)
(a.k.a. LA MOMIA AZTECA CONTRA EL ROBOT HUMANO)
Article #1277 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 9-12-2004
Posting Date: 2-9-2005
Directed by Rafael Portillo and Manuel San Fernando
Featuring Ramon Gay, Rosa Arenas, Crox Alvarado

A mad scientist intent on gaining an ancient treasure builds a human robot to do battle with an Aztec mummy.

By any conventional standards this one is a stinker. By certain camp standards, it holds a lot of promise; we have a gleefully mad scientist, a robot with a human head that looks like it came from a cheap serial from the thirties, moments of howlingly bad dialogue (some samples: “I tortured many animals…with pleasure!”, “You’re not only mad, but ignorant also!”), and some frightfully bad dubbing. Unfortunately, I find the movie sorely lacking in energy, and it has a static quality that gives it the feel of some of the very earliest talkies. In fact, there are stretches here where nothing is happening, such as the first few minutes of the robot resurrection scene, and cutting back and forth constantly between the characters staring at the robot on the slab does nothing to cover this up. As a result, watching this one is a bit of a chore. Other notes –

The big fight in question takes up about a minute of screen time near the end of the movie.

The movie itself is only forty minutes long. The reason it runs sixty-five minutes is that it opens with twenty minutes of footage from THE AZTEC MUMMY followed by five minutes of footage from CURSE OF THE AZTEC MUMMY.

Return to Boggy Creek (1977)

RETURN TO BOGGY CREEK (1977)
Article #1276 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 9-11-2004
Posting Date: 2-8-2005
Directed by Tom Moore
Featuring Dawn Wells, Dana Plato, David Sobiesk

Three children who fish out in the swamps near Boggy Creek encounter the monster.

This is one of the two separate sequels to the 1973 docudrama THE LEGEND OF BOGGY CREEK. Though that movie is no classic, the documentary approach taken by that movie gave it more flavor than it might otherwise have had. This one jettisons the documentary approach, so what you’re left with is an unoriginal and silly story that is not particularly well written and with highly variable acting. As far as the latter goes, Dawn Wells (Mary Ann on “Gilligan’s Island”) comes off best, though her worrying mother role is the stuff of cliches, and Jim Wilson is fairly good when he’s being a colorful storyteller; his best moments are when he concocts the mysterious “catfish Kool-aid” that the children use as bait, and when he tells another group of children his own variation on the Hansel and Gretel story. Outside of these moments, the best thing about the movie is the location footage and the atmosphere that goes with it. Otherwise, this one is pretty forgettable.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS (1937)
Article #1275 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 9-10-2004
Posting Date: 2-7-2005
Featuring the voices of Roy Atwell, Stuart Buchanan, Adriana Caselotti

Snow White flees from the castle of the evil queen who wishes to have her murdered, and takes refuge in a cottage inhabited by seven dwarfs.

It’s now been almost seventy years since this movie first hit the screens, and since then we’ve seen so many full-length animated features that it may be a little difficult to appreciate just how daring and audacious this movie was. I recently read a history of animation called “Hollywood Cartoons”, and one thing that impressed me was the sheer amount of work that went into the making of this movie. The challenges were daunting; two of the challenges were that they had to find a way to extend the style and pacing of animation to make it succeed for the length of a movie and they had to perfect the animation of realistic human characters. One can only wonder how the history of animation would have changed had they failed; instead, it succeeds beautifully. Watching it now, I can still marvel. I love the many effects using water in the movie (the various scenes in which we see characters reflected in the water, the scene where we see Snow White from the vantage point of the bottom of a well, the washing scene and the rain during the chase of the witch), and I can only imagine the amount of work this must have taken.

I could go on and on about the magic of this movie, but instead I’ll just mention that I saw this movie as a child, and three scenes stuck in my memory. I remember the terrifying moment when the huntsman is about to kill Snow White, but can’t bring himself to do it, and instead urges her to make her escape in the forest. I also remember the frantic chase of the witch by the dwarfs in the rain. However, the one single moment that etched itself most deeply in my memory was a simple one; it was that vision of the skeleton in the dungeon reaching out for a pitcher of water that remains just out of reach. It was wonderful to see that these scenes still had the same impact after all these years.

P.S. This musing is dedicated to Frank Thomas. In a sad coincidence, the day of my viewing of this movie was the day that his death was announced. He was one of the inner circle of Disney animators known as the “nine old men”, and he was responsible for the animation of the dwarfs. His career spanned many years, and it was wonderful to discover that he even did some voice work in another of my very favorite animated features, THE IRON GIANT. Goodbye, Frank; this one is for you.

Satan’s Sadists (1969)

SATAN’S SADISTS (1969)
Article #1274 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 9-9-2004
Posting Date: 2-6-2005
Directed by Al Adamson
Featuring Russ Tamblyn, Scott Brady, John “Bud” Cardos

A marine and a waitress escape from a gang of bikers who have murdered everyone else in a diner, but end up stranded in the desert with the bikers in hot pursuit.

I’m going to say from the outset that I really don’t have much of a liking for Al Adamson’s exercises in incoherent sleaze and sadism, and I was fully prepared to dislike this one intensely. I also don’t feel it really qualifies for the genres under discussion in this series, though I will admit that Anchor’s madness does nudge the movie in the direction of horror marginalia. However, the DVD opens with an introduction by Sam Sherman, and he claims (among other things) that this is Adamson’s best film, and quite frankly, I find myself agreeing with him. Just in basic terms of storytelling, it’s the only movie of his I’ve seen so far that hasn’t given me headaches trying to follow the plot. It has a sense of unity and completeness; it doesn’t feel cobbled together from several different movies. Also, given the subject matter and Adamson’s cinematic predilections, it shows a certain restraint; it’s not as sleazy or as sadistic as I expected it to be. It also features a strong performance from Russ Tamblyn, as the character of Anchor provides for him a radical departure from his usual roles up to this point; he even penned his big speech himself. The script is also somewhat more clever at times than I anticipated. Still, there are problems; the trip sequence is really nothing more than a bunch of annoying camera tricks, and the ending is decidedly anticlimactic, probably due to the fact that neither the marine nor the waitress ever come to life as characters. It would have been better if they had found a way to end the movie with the fight between Anchor and Firewater (John “Bud”Cardos), both of whom were a lot more interesting. It’s no classic, but it’s far better than the painful embarrassment I expected.

Midnight at Madame Tussaud’s (1936)

MIDNIGHT AT MADAME TUSSAUD’S (1936)
Article #1273 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 9-8-2004
Posting Date: 2-5-2005
Directed by George Pearson
Featuring Lucille Lisle, James Carew, Charles Oliver

An adventurer takes a bet that he can spend the night in the Chamber of Horrors at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum.

To start off with, I like the premise of this movie. Having to spend a night alone in the horror section of a wax museum would be a deliciously scary experience, if for no other reason that the thought that some of these wax figures might be actually moving would automatically make you a little nervous. And the sequence in which the man spends the night in the Chamber of Horrors is very good indeed, and gives this movie its horror atmosphere. Unfortunately, the movie doesn’t reach this point until a good eighty percent of its running time has passed, and that first part of the movie is largely concerned with a down-on-his-luck gambler trying to marry the adventurer’s daughter for cash and the antics of two reporters trying to unravel the whole story. Yes, this storyline does set up certain details for the last part of the movie, but it’s overelaborate and quite dull; you spend most of the movie just waiting for the wax museum sequence. In short, it has a nice ending, but it really isn’t worth sitting through the whole thing to reach it.

Seven Days to Noon (1950)

SEVEN DAYS TO NOON (1950)
Article #1272 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 9-7-2004
Posting Date: 2-4-2005
Directed by John Boulting and Roy Boulting
Featuring Barry Jones, Andre Morell, Hugh Cross

A scientist working on top-secret nuclear projects becomes convinced that his work is evil, and threatens to blow up London with a stolen bomb unless the Prime Minister promises to stop producting such weapons.

This is one of those thrillers that may or may not fall into the realm of science fiction depending on where you draw the lines of the genre. Like SEVEN DAYS IN MAY or THE BEDFORD INCIDENT, it toys with the possibility of certain events transpiring which would be of such immense political and social significance that it threatens to shift into the realm of science fiction, and as such, it hovers very near the margins of the genre. To say whether it qualifies or not may well give away the ending of the movie, which I won’t do here. On its own terms, it’s a memorable thriller. The viewer spends part of the time following the moves of the government and the police in tracking down the scientist, and the other part of the time following the moves of the scientist as he tries to keep undercover and evade them. It’s done with that quiet British reserve that you might expect from one of their thrillers (the evacuation is very orderly, for example), and even feels confident enough with itself to include some humor (the evacuee who is constantly turned back because he doesn’t want to give up his doom-declaring placard, and the soldier engaged in searching for the scientist who takes some time to go through a woman’s underwear drawer), but it does keep you on the edge of your seat. It’s definitely worth catching, and also useful as a starting point for the discussions of the boundaries of science fiction.