MONSTER FROM GREEN HELL (1958)
Article #582 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing date: 10-18-2002
Posting date: 3-13-2003

A test rocket into space crash lands in Africa, unleashing mutated giant wasps.

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Hey, look! A movie in which rocket scientists do battle with giant wasps in Africa!

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Sounds exciting, doesn’t it?

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Unfortunately, they have to make a four-hundred mile safari through the wilds of Africa to reach Green Hell, the home of the giant wasps.

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Sounds boring, doesn’t it?

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Guess which description above gives a better idea of what watching the actual movie is like?

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Hint: I put enormous gaps between my sentences, thus increasing dramatically the amount of empty, dead white space here, for a reason.