Charlie Chan at the Olympics (1937)

CHARLIE CHAN AT THE OLYMPICS (1937)
Article #1322 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 10-27-2004
Posting Date: 3-26-2005
Directed by H. Bruce Humberstone
Featuring Warner Oland, Katherine DeMille, Pauline Moore

Charlie Chan’s investigation of the theft of a robot pilot device (that allows planes to be guided by remote control) takes him to Berlin during the Olympic games.

Yes, it’s that old science fiction mainstay, the radio controlled airplane, that serves as the fantastic content of this entry in the Charlie Chan series. It’s also one of the best of the series, with plot developments that never stop coming, a fast moving story, and even a certain amount of emotional resonance when Chan’s son is kidnapped. The movie is also full of familiar faces; Katherine DeMille appeared with Boris Karloff in THE BLACK ROOM, Allan Lane became a well-known western star and eventually provided the voice for Mr. Ed, C. Henry Gordon appeared in several Charlie Chan adventures, and has a distinctive moustache, and Minerva Urecal has a memorable cameo as a matron of a girl’s dormitory. John Carradine was also to have been on hand, but his scenes were deleted. The movie also makes excellent use of Olympic stock footage; it is very well incorporated into the action.

Black Moon (1934)

BLACK MOON (1934)
Article #1321 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 10-26-2004
Posting Date: 3-25-2005
Directed by Roy William Neill
Featuring Jack Holt, Fay Wray, Dorothy Burgess

A white woman returns to her island home, where many years ago she was indoctrinated into the ways of voodoo. Her returns sparks off a new wave of voodoo ritual and human sacrifices.

There’s no way to easily describe this strange, almost forgotten horror movie from the thirties, but I would rate it as the best voodoo movie made between WHITE ZOMBIE and I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE, and there isn’t even a single zombie in the movie. I’d even place it ahead of WHITE ZOMBIE; for me, that movie never quite captures the sense of oppressive dread that permeates this movie. In fact, it may be the the most Lewtonesque movie I’ve seen that was made before the advent of Val Lewton; it’s dark, unsettling, and things never quite happen the way you anticipate they will. Even the performance of the comic relief character (‘Lunch’ McClaren played by Clarence Muse) is so muted that I’m not even sure that the character can be called comic relief at all; he doesn’t seem to be playing for laughs (his fear, for example, is portrayed seriously rather than comically), and his performance actually lends to the atmosphere of the proceedings. The movie is a little uneven; for example, the Fay Wray character seems to exist more for the sake of convenience than for anything else. But the brooding atmosphere has a way of sticking with you, and you won’t soon forget the ending. This one is worth seeking out.

Bait (1954)

BAIT (1954)
Article #1320 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 10-25-2004
Posting Date: 3-24-2005
Directed by Hugo Haas
Featuring Cleo Moore, Hugo Haas, John Agar

A prospector goes into partnership with a young man to locate a lost gold mine. When the mine is found, his greed prompts him to hatch a scheme to get rid of the unwanted partner.

Fantastic content: the story is initially narrated by the Devil in the form of Sir Cedric Hardwicke.

The first encounter I ever had cinematically with Hugo Haas was with the fascinating BILA NEMOC (SKELETON ON HORSEBACK). I was quite surprised by the quality of this movie, since my initial knowledge of the man and his work was from “The Psychotronic Encyclopedia of Film”, which mentions him in connection with a series of low-budget (and quite bad) noirish potboilers he made during the fifties. My expectations were quite low for this one. Having now watched it, I can attest that it’s no classic, but it’s hardly an embarrassment; in fact, I quite liked some of it. In particular, I like Haas’ performance; I found him quite interesting as a man neither as mad or as stupid as he appears to be. I also felt John Agar did a good job with a somewhat more difficult role than he was usually given. I’m less taken with Cleo Moore, who was attractive, but really doesn’t show much in the way of real acting talent. I also like some of the visual tricks used by Haas; in particular, a scene where Agar and Moore talk, their bodies lit but their faces in darkness, caught my attention. Still, the best scene easily is the introduction, in which Sir Cedric Hardwicke (“quite a good actor”) climbs a flight of stairs, signs a bunch of autographs, and introduces himself as the devil.

A-Haunting We Will Go (1942)

A-HAUNTING WE WILL GO (1942)
Article #1319 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 10-24-2004
Posting Date: 3-23-2005
Directed by Alfred L. Werker
Featuring Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Dante the Magician

Stan and Ollie agree to transport a coffin to Dayton; unfortunately, the people they are dealing with are really crooks trying to get hold of an inheritance. The coffin then becomes confused with a stage prop for Dante the Magician.

Fantastic content: A touch of horror with the coffin plot, and some comic mayhem involving a tiny Stan.

I enjoy Laurel and Hardy so much that even in their weakest efforts, they still manage to get a laugh or two out of me. However, if that’s all they get, then you’re definitely dealing with one of their weakest movies. One of the big problems here is the over-elaborate plot involving five gangsters, a stage-hand with a past, his prospective bride, and a police inspector, and a lawyer who isn’t really a lawyer. The movie wastes so much time setting up an elaborate set of double-crosses (that just marginally involve Stan and Ollie), that it leaves your head swimming. Furthermore, Dante is another distraction, and once again I find myself a little annoyed with the fact that when stage magicians appear in a movie, all too often their illusions are tampered with using obvious cinematic special effects, as is the case here. Laurel and Hardy were at their best when the plots were simple and they were just left to ply their trade. The biggest laugh in the movie is Stan’s one-word response to being told “Pleased to meet you.”, which is simplicity itself. Still, it is a little fun to see Elisha Cook Jr. as one of the crooks.

Credits note: According to the credits, the waiter is played by Willie Best. There is a waiter, but he sure looks a lot more like Mantan Moreland to me. As for Willie Best, I didn’t see him in the movie at all; however, this may be due to the fact that my print of the movie is short about five minutes and came from a TV broadcast, hence the possibility that his scene (which I’m willingly to bet dealt with racial stereotypes) may have been excised for the TV print.

Neutron Battles the Karate Assassins (1965)

NEUTRON BATTLES THE KARATE ASSASSINS (1965)
(a.k.a. NEUTRON CONTRA LOS ASESINOS DEL KARATE)
Article #1318 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 10-23-2004
Posting Date: 3-22-2005
Directed by Alfredo B. Crevenna
Featuring Wolf Ruvinskis, Ariadna Welter, Chucho Salinas

Neutron helps the police track down a group of assassins that use karate to dispatch with their victims.

Fantastic content: One of my sources implies that the assassins may not be quite human, but I’m unable to confirm this for the reasons described below.

This is another entry in the Mexican Neutron series. Neutron is a masked crimefighter who (amazingly enough) does not engage in wrestling on the side, so there are no wrestling scenes. I don’t think this one ever made it to the U.S. in dubbed form, so I had to settle for an unsubtitled print in Spanish. In short, my commentary will be inevitably crippled by the fact that I can’t quite figure out the details of what’s going on, hence my hedging on the fantastic content above.

It does look pretty good, though; I’m always amazed at just how much better the acting seems when you watch them undubbed. Even the comic relief character seems funnier; I believe his name is Chucho Salinas, as I recognized him from the Wrestling Women series as the short boyfriend. It also gave me an opportunity to hear the real, sonorous voice of German Robles (he played the title role in the Mexican movie THE VAMPIRE). But, as usual when I watch movies in this fashion, I spend a lot of time wondering what people are talking about. That’s the price of doing a comprehensive survey of the genres.

The Spider’s Web (1938)

THE SPIDER’S WEB (1938)
(Serial)
Article #1317 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 10-22-2004
Posting Date: 3-21-2005
Directed by James W. Horne and Ray Taylor
Featuring Warren Hull, Iris Meredith, Richard Fiske

Richard Wentworth uses his secret identity of The Spider to do battle with an archfiend known as the Octopus who is bent on industrial sabotage.

Fantastic content: Other than some hints that imply that the Octopus may not be entirely human, the main piece of fantastic content is that the bad guys end up developing one of those big ray guns that can kill the engines of airplanes. I would be exaggerating if I said that every serial has one of these, but not by much.

For one fleeting episode I thought this serial was going to be something special; it looked as if it was going to have both an interesting hero and an interesting villain. The hero is a master of disguise whose most famous persona is that of the Spider, a vigilante crimefighter who is distrusted by the police, since they believe he is responsible for the very crimes he is preventing (if our hero displayed the slightest degree of angst over this dilemma, we’d have an early version of Peter Parker here). The Octopus also starts out promising; he is seemingly crippled (he hobbles to his seat behind the desk) and apparently has a third hand with which he can shoot people unexpectedly. Unfortunately, things didn’t pan out quite as well as I hoped. The hero remains fairly interesting, but he really only uses one other disguise extensively (that of a petty thief named Blinky McQuade), and though that’s a fun character, I think they could have come up with a lot of other disguises as well.

The Octopus becomes very boring however; his trick with the third hand (which you should be able to figure out long before the serial is over) is the only trick he really has, and once he’s behind that desk, he spends the whole movie there just barking orders. I really would have liked him to take part in the action more; unfortunately, the serial decides to go the route of making the villain someone who we encounter in his real identity elsewhere in the story. If he became more active, he’d probably give himself away; unfortunately, since we really don’t care which of the secondary characters he really is (not a one of them has any personality to speak of), this would be a small loss.

The serial also has an irritating way of segueing into each episode; a narrator goes into an elaborate and confusing summary of the whole basic plot of the serial while the events that lead up to the cliffhanger pass by on the screen. The trouble is that the narration and the events don’t have anything to do with each other, so we don’t know whether to watch the action or listen to the narrator.

In summary, the serial largely works on the strength of Warren Hull and the Spider character. At the time I write this, it is sitting with an 8.9 rating on IMDB which seems to indicate that it’s well loved. Myself, I’m afraid I found it a bit of disappointment overall.

Million Dollar Legs (1932)

MILLION DOLLAR LEGS (1932)
Article #1316 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 10-21-2004
Posting Date: 3-20-2005
Directed by Edward F. Cline
Featuring Jack Oakie, W.C. Fields, Andy Clyde

The president of Klopstokia tries to fill the empty treasury by competing in the Olympics.

Fantastic content: The country of Klopstokia is fictional, and some of the athletes have powers that are superhuman.

Nowadays when they talk about making wild, outrageous comedies, they usually just mean they’re loading it up with lots of sex and violence. Back in the thirties, this is the type of movie that would pass for wild and outrageous, and I for one prefer the high-energy conceptual weirdness of this early movie. Klopstokia is a country inhabited by goats and nuts, the strongest man gets to be president (in this case it’s W.C. Fields), all the men are named George and all the women are named Angela, and I’ll give you one guess as to where the major-domo is told that he should seek out the privy counselor. Along with Jack Oakie and W. C. Fields, we have Hugh Herbert as the Secretary of State, Billy Gilbert as the sneezing Secretary of the Interior, Dickie Moore as a little boy who shoots arrows (only some of which are poisonous), Ben Turpin as a mysterious spy keeping his eyes open, and if you keep your eyes open, you’ll spot Bruce Bennett and Syd Saylor. Is there a plot? I’m not sure. But I’ll take it hands down over almost any comedy released nowadays. Don’t confuse this with the Betty Grable of the movie the same name. And unless the title refers to the legs of the super-fast major-domo, I have no idea what it means.

Cabin in the Sky (1943)

CABIN IN THE SKY (1943)
Article #1315 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 10-20-2004
Posting Date: 3-19-2005
Directed by Vincente Minnelli
Featuring Ethel Waters, Eddie ‘Rochester’ Anderson, Lena Horne

When Little Joe is shot after engaging in a crooked dice game, the prayers of his wife save his soul from the devil. However, he has only six months to live, and must reform his life if he hopes to go to heaven.

This all-black musical would make a good companion piece to GREEN PASTURES, another all-black movie about spiritual matters; both movies featured Eddie ‘Rochester’ Anderson, Oscar Polk, and Rex Ingram. The latter played ‘De Lawd’ in GREEN PASTURES; here he jumps the fence to play a character from the other side, a devil named Lucifer Jr. whose idea men include Louis Armstrong, Willie Best and Mantan Moreland. This was Vincente Minnelli’s first directorial credit, and the music plays a big role here, with Ethel Waters and Lena Horne doing much of the singing; they even perform the same number at one point, ‘Honey in the Honeycomb’. Even Eddie Anderson gets into the singing and dancing, and though he does a fun little job with the latter, I’m not really keen on hearing any more of his warbling. Duke Ellington and his band perform at one point, but the real cameo was a special appearance by the tornado from THE WIZARD OF OZ! Still, if you did pair it up with GREEN PASTURES, I’m afraid it would have to be the second feature; it’s done well enough, but it just doesn’t achieve the same heights of inspiration. As you might expect, there’s some stereotypes floating around as well (particularly with the gambling angle), but the likable performances and music pull it through.

The Invisible Man’s Revenge (1944)

THE INVISIBLE MAN’S REVENGE (1944)
Article #1314 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 10-19-2004
Posting Date: 3-18-2005
Directed by Ford Beebe
Featuring Jon Hall, Leon Errol, John Carradine

An escaped lunatic bent on acquiring his rightful share of a fortune finds himself betrayed, but seeks revenge against his enemies when a doctor turns him invisible.

This would be the last of the invisible man series by Universal (other than a couple of encounters with Abbott and Costello). It is not a sequel to any of the other movies as far as I can tell, despite the fact that the main character’s last name is Griffin. It’s likable enough and fun to watch, but it is probably the least of the series. I think its main problem is that it’s a bit muddled. It attempts to recapture that combination of comedy and horrific suspense that was the earmark of the first movie in the series, but whereas that movie balanced the elements in such a way that they played off of and enhanced each other, here we just have suspense scenes giving way to comic scenes giving way to suspense scenes etc…without really building to an organic whole. Still, the cast is colorful enough; I’ve never been a big fan of Jon Hall, but I do enjoy seeing Leon Errol, John Carradine, Evelyn Ankers, Halliwell Hobbes, Skelton Knaggs and Ian Wolfe. On the down side, I think Gale Sondergaard (one of the great character actresses of all time) is wasted here; she isn’t given near enough to do, and practically vanishes from the second half of the movie. It’s not one of Universal’s best, but it’s far from an embarrassment.

Bulldog Drummond in Africa (1938)

BULLDOG DRUMMOND IN AFRICA (1938)
Article #1313 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 10-18-2004
Posting Date: 3-17-2005
Directed by Louis King
Featuring John Howard, Heather Angel, H.B. Warner

Bulldog Drummond calls off his wedding to rescue Colonel Nielsen, who has been kidnapped by dealers in foreign secrets and taken to Africa.

NOTE: I’ve taken to setting aside a specific section of each of these reviews to highlight the fantastic content of any movie in which the content may not be apparent from the plot description.

Fantastic Content: There’s precious little here. There’s a touch of horror in some scene involving a lion tied to a stake, and there’s a touch of science fiction in the fact that the secret being sought involves the invention of a radiowave destructor. However, the invention not only is not used during the length of the movie, it doesn’t even appear; it is merely talked about. This one is marginal.

Is it just my imagination, or is Bulldog Drummond consistently about to give up his life of adventure to settle down with a woman only to have circumstances fling him back into the world of adventure once again? I know I’ve seen this happen in several of his movies; however, given the sense of humor that pervades these movies, I suspect it’s more of a running joke than a lack of imagination on the part of the writers. At any rate, it’s always fun to revisit Drummond, Tenny, Algy and Colonel Nielsen. I did find this one a little disappointing, though; it didn’t seem quite as witty as the other entries in the series I’ve seen. Nonetheless, it has an exciting ending, and a number of familiar faces in the cast (J. Carrol Naish, Anthony Quinn). Still, the moment that had me most on the edge of my seat is also the funniest moment in the movie, and that’s near the beginning of the movie where I sat with bated breath waiting for someone to explain to me why neither Drummond nor his butler were wearing pants. At least they had an excuse, which is more than Algy had.