Black Moon (1975)

BLACK MOON (1975)
Article 4930 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-17-2015
Directed by Louis Malle
Featuring Cathryn Harrison, Therese Giehse, Alexandra Stewart
Country: France / West Germany
What it is: Fantasy allegory

In escaping a literal war of the sexes, a young woman seeks refuge in a farmhouse and finds a very strange world.

The tagline for this movie was “An Apocalyptic Alice in Wonderland”, and that’s probably as good a place as any to start with this one. We’re in avant garde/art film territory here, and if there’s any linear sense to be made of it, it’s well-hidden. However, if you think about it, “Alice in Wonderland” doesn’t make a whole lot of sense either, and if there’s one thing I do get out of this movie, it’s that Louis Malle did have a sense of the magical logic of that work, and he manages to capture it here. There are certain scenes here that recall specific moments in the Alice books; for example, when our heroine picks up the elderly woman and cradles her, it reminded me of the scene where the duchess leaves Alice in charge of a baby who then turns into a pig. The heroine’s search for a unicorn is a central theme, and I suspect that one of the central lessons here is that the unicorn won’t accept her until she accepts the other aspects of the world in which the unicorn dwells. All the characters who have names share the same name with the exception of the rat with whom the old lady chats (actually a wallaby). Snakes pop up as a recurring visual motif, as well as does a score of naked children running with a pig. I have no idea what the title means. Nevertheless, this is one of those avant-garde films that works for me, and I’ll probably give it another viewing some time. Just don’t expect an explanation.

The Black Hole (1979)

THE BLACK HOLE (1979)
Article 4929 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-16-2015
Directed by Gary Nelson
Featuring Maximilian Schell, Anthony Perkins, Robert Forster
Country: USA
What it is: Science fiction epic

An exploratory spaceship has to make repairs aboard a long-missing spaceship that is near the edge of a black hole in space. There, the crew meets a brilliant scientist (the only survivor of the original crew) and an assortment of robots. The scientist plans to make a journey into the black hole… but has he been totally truthful to the visitors?

I’ve never seen this movie before, but I have heard about it, and what I heard was not good. I’ve heard that it makes no sense, but that’s only the ending; most of the movie is pretty easy to suss out, as it’s your typical “mad genius” movie (think 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA or MASTER OF THE WORLD, and you’ll be within striking range) who has an obsession that may kill everyone involved. There’s an army of robots with blasters, a super-robot with a will of its own, and a pair of cute robots. How cute are they? Well, much as I like Slim Pickens as an actor, to let him voice a robot is just too painful, and the other robot (voiced by Roddy McDowall) speaks in aphorisms; they’re not near as cute as the movie wants them to be. It mostly plays out like an action thriller, but the script is pretty clumsy, and I sometimes sense the actors don’t quite know what to do with it. The ending is largely this movie’s attempt to emulate the star gate sequence of 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, but directed without Kubrick’s sense of style and with no real point or purpose; I’d say that there is less here than meets the eye, but that would imply that what meets the eye is absorbing. The special effects are impressive, but it’s one of those movies that feels more like it was made to try to cash in on a craze than because it had any point of its own. All in all, my reaction to this one was on the level of a puzzled shrug.

Shock (1977)

SHOCK (1977)
aka Schock, Beyond the Door II
Article 4928 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-14-2014
Directed by Mario Bava
Featuring Daria Nivolodi, John Steiner, David Colin Jr.
Country: Italy
What it is: Horror

A woman returns to live with her son and her second husband to the house where she lived with her first husband. The child begins to act very strangely. Is he possessed? Is the house haunted? What secrets are buried in this household?

This movie entered my hunt list under the title BEYOND THE DOOR II, and if you’re wondering why Italy’s most famous horror director would choose for his last feature film to make a sequel to Italy’s worst rip-off of THE EXORCIST, then you should bear in mind that that title was only slapped on this one for marketing purposes; outside of the fact that the same child actor appears in both movies and a few of the plot elements are similar, this has no connection to BEYOND THE DOOR. On its own terms, the movie isn’t entirely successful, and you’ll see one of the big plot revelations coming a mile away, but it’s rather interesting to see the “everything but the kitchen sink” approach the movie takes. It’s a possession movie, a haunted house thriller, a “skeleton in the closet” thriller, a “revenge from the grave” film, a work of psychological horror, and it even throws in a little of the “disembodied hand” subgenre. There’s a little too much screaming for my taste, but other than that, the use of sound and music is excellent, and it’s visually interesting. It’s not one of Bava’s best, but it isn’t bad, and it was a decent one on which he could end his film career.

Back to the Future (1985)

BACK TO THE FUTURE (1985)
Article 4927 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-13-2015
Directed by Robert Zemeckis
Featuring Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson
Country: USA
What it is: Comic time travel story

A teenager accidentally travels back in time thirty years, and interferes in an event that caused his parents to meet for the first time. He now not only has to find a way to get back to his own time, but also has to bring about events to cause his parents to marry or else he will fade from existence.

As far as this movie-watching project of mine goes, the times when I feel the most uncomfortable with it is when I’m forced to revisit a movie I’ve seen before and for which the outlook I had from that viewing differs sharply from the current critical outlook of the movie. At this point of time, this movie has a very high reputation and is considered one of the great science fiction classics, whereas I came away from my first viewing with some disappointments. There’s a certain high-tech and slick cuteness to the proceedings that I didn’t care for, I didn’t find the performances of Lea Thompson and Crispin Glover in the 1985 incarnations of their characters convincing (though I had no problem with their 1955 incarnations, the ones in the present looked and felt too much like young people trying to pretend to be old people), and I was especially annoyed at the double climax; after resolving the issue involving his parents (which had both personal and existential impacts), I was ready for the movie to end, but the whole action sequence of him returning to the present felt to me like it was just jerking us around with the movie’s fairy dust.

However, watching the movie again does amend my feelings somewhat. My objections to the cuteness and the portrayal of the parents still stands, but I realize that I misunderstood the purpose of the second climax. Rather than being a mere diversion to extend the length of the movie, I realized that the real center of the second climax is the survival of the Christopher Lloyd character, and that added the extra level of dimension that I missed the first time. Actually, I’m surprised I missed this; for both viewings, my favorite thing about the movie was Christopher Lloyd and his performance as Dr. Emmett Brown. I’ve never been a big fan of Michael J. Fox, though I have no issues with his solid performance here. However, I did find it interesting to realize this; the movie initially takes place in 1985 and then shifts to 1955, thirty years earlier. This year is 2015, so I’m watching it thirty years later. That means that the present of this movie is just as distant in the past as the past of this movie is from this movie’s present. This being said, I couldn’t help but notice some of the elements in this movie that make it seem quaint; the Delorean time machine itself, the reference to Pepsi Free (the product placement here certainly didn’t help that drink), and the Fotomat at the mall; it immediately occurred to me that you don’t see any of those around anymore.

Mission Galactica: The Cylon Attack (1979)

MISSION GALACTICA: THE CYLON ATTACK (1979)
TV Movie
Article 4926 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-12-2015
Directed by Christian I. Nyby II and Vince Edwards
Featuring Richard Hatch, Dirk Benedict, Lorne Greene
Country: USA
What it is: Space Opera edited from TV episodes

The Galactica encounters the Battlestar Pegasus after having believed it was destroyed in a previous battle. However, the Pegasus’s commander, though a brilliant military tactician, is also obsessed with glory, and tries to force the Galactica to join it on a foolhardy attack on a Cylon outpost.

As stated in my review of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, I’ve never seen the original series, though the fact that many of the episodes were edited into TV movies will ultimately result in me watching quite a bit of it. This one edits together three episodes of the series; “The Living Legend” (parts one and two), and “Fire in Space”. I didn’t know that as I was watching this. Knowing it now, I recognize that what I saw had the dirty fingerprints of what happens when you edit together different episodes of a TV series; you get a lopsided plot that does not feel like an organic whole. This one is particularly annoying in that it never resolves the story arc that takes up the first two-thirds of the movie (which is actually a rather intriguing story); it gets mired in the “Fire in Space” episode and then practically dismisses the original story with a couple of lines of dialogue. One thing I have discovered from watching this, though; I dislike the Cylons as villains, and I found the character of Baltar (who I gather is a renegade human helping the Cylons) particularly tiresome, as he seems to spout nothing but evil-villain cliches. At this point, based on what I’ve seen so far, I’d have to say that the original series was a very mixed bag indeed.

La petite parade (1928)

LA PETITE PARADE (1928)
aka The Little Lame Soldier
Article 4925 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-11-2015
Directed by Wlaydslaw Starewicz
Featuring Nina Star
Country: France
What it is: Animated fantasy

When the toys come to life, a devil lures an ugly nutcracker into trying to woo a beautiful music box dancer, but the latter is under the protection of a toy soldier.

Yesterday’s foray into the world of Starewicz was a mostly live-action drama that only lapsed into fantasy when the animation came into play. Today’s is more of a full-blown example of the animator’s imagination and creativity; except for a couple of short moments, it is fully animated and contains dozens of characters. Yesterday’s was charming; today’s is breathtaking. My copy had French dialogue without English subtitles, but the dialogue is superfluous; the short was originally filmed as a silent and can be easily understood without the dialogue, which was added later to turn a silent into a talkie. It’s based on a Hans Christian Andersen tale that I know I’ve seen before, and like the other version, the ending is sad. Nevertheless, with the amazing animation of toys, rats, mermaids, soldiers, devils, etc, it’s a truly magical adventure, and I often wonder just how Starewicz was able to pull off such amazing effects. It’s not up to the level of THE MASCOT (Starewicz’s masterpiece), but it’s a fine addition to his oeuvre.

La petite chanteuse des rues (1924)

LA PETITE CHANTEUSE DES RUES (1924)
aka The Little Street Singer
Article 4924 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-10-2015
Directed by Wladyslaw Starewicz
Featuring Nina Star
Country: France
What it is: Charming fantasy

After her and her mother are thrown out of their home by a cruel landlord, a little girl, along with her pet monkey, tries to fend for herself by becoming a street singer. When they encounter the landlord again, the monkey decides to take things into his own hands…

I was a little surprised at first at how this movie seemed to be live-action; after all, Starewicz was known for his animation. However, a little ways into the short, you notice that the monkey isn’t always played by a monkey; it is sometimes, in fact, an animated Starewicz creation. It’s the antics and cleverness of the animated monkey that add the elements of the fantastic to this little tale; it’s called on to perform tasks that display an uncommon intelligence for an animal. Starewicz adds so much character to this creation (and he doesn’t do a bad job with an animated snake that pops up as well) that it makes this short a thoroughly charming affair. Plus, it all has a happy ending. I truly enjoy this man’s work.

All of Me (1984)

ALL OF ME (1984)
Article 4923 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-9-2015
Directed by Carl Reiner
Featuring Steve Martin, Lily Tomlin, Victoria Tennant
Country: USA
What it is: Comedy

A female tycoon, sickly from birth and now dying, plans to migrate her soul into the body of another female so she can live a new, full life. However, an accident causes her soul to be deposited into the right half of a male lawyer, so that the two of them are trapped in the same body.

I was a big fan of Steve Martin during his stand-up days, but I found his movie career to be rather uneven, because his stand-up style really didn’t translate smoothly into that form. I quite liked this one though, at least partially because it gave Martin a real comic acting challenge – how to play a person whose body halves are inhabited by different people, and he makes the most of the physical shtick that results. Tomlin is also quite good as the tyrannical woman whose soft side only comes out because she can’t really hide it while in someone else’s body; after her death, she only appears physically in mirrors. Richard Libertini almost steals the movie as a foreign guru whose grasp of English is not the best; yes, the laughs he gets are a bit on the cheap side, but they’re still pretty funny. The plot contrivances are a bit silly and pat at times, but for the most part, the movie works and is a great deal of fun.

Thor and the Amazon Women (1963)

THOR AND THE AMAZON WOMEN (1963)
aka Le gladiatrici
Article 4922 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-8-2015
Directed by Antonio Leonviola
Featuring Susy Andersen, Joe Robinson, Harry Baird
Country: Italy / Yugoslavia
What it is: Sword and Sandal

Musclemen Thor takes on the Amazons and their evil queen.

There’s a conceptual problem at work in this movie. Consider these two facts: 1) Thor’s enemies are the Amazon warriors, and 2) Thor is too much of a gentleman to fight women. I’m sure you see the central problem here. Maybe that’s why Thor is used so sparingly during this movie; he barely appears in the first half of the movie at all. Maybe that’s why the evil queen, despite the fact that she is convinced of the superiority of women to men in all regards, maintains a private coterie of (male) guards for herself; after all, Thor has to fight someone. Most of the movie concentrates on the inner dealings of the female prisoners who must fight in the arena for their freedom, known as the gladiatresses (a word I didn’t even knew existed). The movie itself looks rather chintzy, and there aren’t even many familiar sword and sandal faces here. Though a great deal of talk is made about Thor’s great strength, the only two manifestations of it are in his one direct physical altercation with the Amazons, a glorified version of tug-of-war, and a flashback sequence in which a man defeats a big ape in combat, which looks like it’s stock footage from something else. The movie is also rather sexist; it takes the stance that leadership by women is utter presumption. In order to back up this stance, it even makes the unexpected move of killing off a specific character (the only real surprise in the movie) for the sole purpose of making sure that the character who ends up on the throne at the end is a male. This is not the genre’s finest hour.

Tarzan’s Greatest Adventure (1959)

TARZAN’S GREATEST ADVENTURE (1959)
Article 4921 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 9-7-2015
Directed by John Guillermin
Featuring Gordon Scott, Anthony Quayle, Sara Shane
Country: USA
What it is: Tarzan movie

A group of criminals have been raiding villages in Africa for supplies that will help them reach a diamond mine. Tarzan vows to bring the criminals to justice, and discovers that their leader is an old enemy of his.

I’m not quite sure if I’d call this his “Greatest Adventure”, but if I were to make a list of the best ones I’ve seen, this one would be in the running. It’s an impressive entry in the series. There are only seven significant characters in the story, but they’re all uncommonly well-developed and well acted. Tarzan’s savagery is on display here; in fact, one of the themes of the movie is that Tarzan may be as motivated by personal revenge as he is by justice in his obsession with facing off with the main villain of the piece. The cast is excellent, and also includes Niall MacGinnis and a pre-Bond Sean Connery. The movie is filmed on location in Kenya, and this adds a great deal of flavor to the production. It’s one of the more adult entries in the Tarzan canon, but it’s also one of the most problematic for this series, as it’s one of the slimmest in terms of fantastic content; outside of the marginal fantasy content of Tarzan’s existence, there’s nothing. Still, this one is intense and gripping, and a short “Tarzan takes a swim” sequence is its sole nod to cuteness. This one is recommended.