James Tont Operazione D.U.E. (1966)

JAMES TONT OPERAZIONE D.U.E. (1966)
Article 5434 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 4-24-2017
Directed by Bruno Corbucci
Featuring Lando Buzzanca, France Anglade, Loris Gizzi
Country: Italy / France
What it is: Spyghetti, spoof style

James Tont is sent on a mission to prevent a plan to loot and destroy St. Peter’s Basilica.

Even though my copy is in Italian without English subtitles, it’s very apparent from the get-go that this is a spoof rather than a straight spy story. I’ve seen several other Italian spy spoofs already, but this one has one clear advantage over those; however, there is only so much benefit to be derived from the absence of Franco Franchi. The lack of English subtitles does cause a problem, but some of the gags are visual, and some of Tont’s gadgetry is amusing, such as the chewing gum that can make him airborne and the machine that can convert a man to a foldable two-dimensional image that can be returned to normal by adding water; the latter gives a significant boost the the fantastic content to the movie. My favorite scene has our hero disguised as a beatnik and meeting a girl in an apartment that has more breakaway easy-destructible furnishings than a Republic serial warehouse. He also sings a song in English at one point, and the lyrics are pretty silly; still, his accent is thick enough that I’m not sure what he’s singing part of the time. However, as a whole, I have to reserve judgment on this one unless I see a version with English dubbing or subtitles in the future. This is apparently the second in a series; I wonder when I’m going to get around to see the original.

Castle Keep (1969)

CASTLE KEEP (1969)
Article 5433 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 4-23-2017
Directed by Sydney Pollack
Featuring Burt Lancaster, Patrick O’Neal, Jean-Pierre Aumont
Country: USA
What it is: War movie

During WWII, a group of eight misfit soldiers are stationed in a French castle that is the home of paintings and antiquities. When it turns out to be directly in the route of a German invasion force, the major decides to make a stand at the castle.

Some of the sources from which I cull my hunt list of fantastically-themed films do not explain the reasoning behind the inclusion of certain of them, and occasionally I find myself in the position of trying to figure out why a film that doesn’t seem to qualify (such as this one) was included. I can think of three possible reasons. First, there’s a sequence where a painting comes to life, though it is clearly in the imagine of a soldier. The second is when an attempt to destroy a Volkswagen Beetle goes awry, one of the characters speculates that it may be supernatural. The third is a little more difficult to pin down; there’s something of a surreal, “out of time” feel to the soldiers of the modern day finding themselves in an ancient castle with a moat, and the Peter Falk character speculates as to whether they’re in the right war. For the record, I consider all of these a bit questionable, and the movie is marginal at best in terms of its fantastic content.

As far as the movie itself is concerned, Burt Lancaster felt it was a commentary on the Vietnam war, and is in some ways an anti-war film. It’s certainly difficult to miss the point when we see orchards destroyed, architecture blown up, works of art burned and statues exploded, and the irony of the situation is that they all might have survived if a stand had not been made at this location. The movie’s first half is eccentric and a little bizarre as we meet the various characters and learn about their quirks. The movie becomes much more predictable during the second half where it becomes a full war movie. All in all, it’s interesting, but only sporadically effective.

La cigale et la fourmi (1927)

LA CIGALE ET LA FOURMI (1927)
aka The Grasshopper and the Ant, Jugendrausch, Eva and the Grasshopper
Article 5432 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 4-22-2017
Directed by Georg Asagaroff and Wladyslaw Starewicz
Featuring Camilla Horn, Gustav Frohlich, Else Burkhardt
Country: Germany
What it is: Fable

Grasshoppers party away the summer while the ants work diligently saving for the winter. What happens to the grasshoppers when winter comes?

For the record, I don’t think I’ve seen this complete movie. Two directors are listed, but one of my sources says that Starewicz only directed the animated section. However, my copy is all animated; there is no live action at all, so I’m wondering if for some reason the print I saw was only the Starewicz section of the movie. At any rate, what I saw was self-contained; it tells the well-known fable, though in Starewicz’s own style. The grasshoppers party in a nightclub, playing bizarre musical instruments as the patrons dance. Meanwhile, the ants are trying to work, often while hindered by the pranks and jokes of the other insects. As usual, it’s very creatively done, though occasionally it is a bit difficult to figure out what’s going on. It even has a bit of poignancy; the short ends with a funeral and a crying family of insects. Starewicz’s work is dazzling as always. I just wish I knew more about the full movie and I wonder about the footage I’m missing.

Camelot (1967)

CAMELOT (1967)
Article 5431 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 4-21-2017
Directed by Joshua Logan
Featuring Richard Harris, Vanessa Redgrave, Franco Nero
Country: USA
What it is: Arthurian Musical

On the eve of his invasion of the castle of Sir Lancelot to retrieve Queen Guenevere, King Arthur speculates on the events of his life that brought him to this pass.

Adaptations of the story of King Arthur do not automatically qualify as examples of the fantastic genres for me. It mostly depends on how the character of Merlyn is personified; though sometimes he is portrayed as a wizard with supernatural powers, I’ve also seen him portrayed as little more than a trusted adviser to the king in movies that are striving to be more “realistic”, probably from directors who prefer to approach the legendary king as a historical figure rather than as a man of legend. This version is based on the novels of T.H. White, and that’s a good sign, since the Merlyn in this version was clearly a wizard. However, at this stage of the action, he exists as a memory, and though he appears twice during the movie, they may be as snatches of memory rather than as a mystical creature. Fortunately, there is one event in the middle of the movie that could be interpreted as a miracle, so whether this version of the story qualifies as a fantasy is a matter of interpretation.

Of course, this being a musical, the emphasis is not going to be on the adventures and exploits of the knights; in fact, only a tiny handful of them are even given names in this production. No, the emphasis was exactly where I feared it would be; this movie amounts to three hours of love triangle. I was hoping the emphasis would shift a bit once Mordred shows up two-thirds of the way through, but no, he’s mostly there to serve the triangle plot as well. And for me, the Arthur/Guenevere/Lancelot triangle is one of the least interesting parts of the story, though I do understand how central it is to the whole picture. Combine that with the fact that I’m not a musical fan (and the songs for this movie aren’t exciting enough to win me over), and I’m afraid I have to say that I found this one mostly a bore. The only scene that really caught my attention was the one with the potential miracle; it’s a scene where Lancelot is challenged by three jousters. The actors do a fine job; I’m especially impressed with Redgrave’s performance. However, ultimately, this movie largely reminds me of how much I like the song about Camelot from MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL better than anything here.

Science Friction (1959)

SCIENCE FRICTION (1959)
Article 5430 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 4-20-2017
Directed by Stan Vanderbeek
No cast as such
Country: USA
What it is: Experimental film

No plot.

We may be in the realm of experimental film again, but at least this one hones close enough to genre content that it’s of more interest than most of the others I’ve seen. That’s because science seems to be the central theme here. This film uses photographs, stills and images and animates them in much the same way Terry Gilliam would later do for “Monty Python’s Flying Circus”; in fact, there are times here where you might think you were watching Gilliam’s work, especially when a hammer runs around smashing any image it feels like smashing. We see images of Lon Chaney Jr. in MAN-MADE MONSTER as well as the Frankenstein monster, and there’s a sequence that looks like a parody of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. There are also lots of rockets; in fact, there are lots of images of rocket-like buildings that become rockets during the course of this short, such as the Washington Monument and the Leaning Tower of Pisa. What does it all mean? I can’t say, but it was no doubt inspired by the space race, given the year it was made. I enjoyed this one.

Hunter of the Unknown (1966)

HUNTER OF THE UNKNOWN (1966)
aka Agent 3S3: Massacre of the Sun; Agente 3S3, massacro al sole
Article 5429 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 4-19-2017
Directed by Sergio Sollima
Featuring George Ardisson, Frank Wolff, Evi Marandi
Country: Italy / Spain / France
What it is: Spyghetti

An American secret agent is sent to the island of San Felipe, the site of a revolution, to find and bring back a scientist who may be working for the Russians.

Here’s another swallow from the bottomless well of Italian spy movies made in the wake of the popularity of the James Bond movies. Outside of the fact that the climax of the movie features several people using infrared glasses to see people in the dark (I can’t think of an earlier movie that uses this gimmick), this one is pretty standard issue and doesn’t really stand out from the pack. As for the fantastic content, you’ll notice that there’s a scientist involved in the storyline, and he’s working on a new type of weapon, so that adds a touch of science fiction to the proceedings, although it remains in the realms of marginalia. It’s business as usual, though I do wonder in the long run which type of movie I’m going to see most often – these spyghetti films or the sword and sandal films.

Revenge (1986)

REVENGE (1986)
aka Revenge: Blood Cult 2
Article 5428 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 4-18-2017
Directed by Christopher Lewis
Featuring Patrick Wayne, John Carradine, Bennie Lee McGowan
Country: USA
What it is: Horror movie

A man comes to an Oklahoma town to find out about the death of his brother, which was the result of a demon-dog worshipping blood cult run by the several prominent citizens of the town.

I’ve not seen the original BLOOD CULT, which is mostly famous for being the first made-for-video title exclusively. However, I don’t think seeing the original makes a whole lot of difference; this movie seems to work just as well as a stand-alone movie. Or, perhaps I should say that it fails to work just as well; most of the movie seems to consist in waiting around for people to be killed or for other events to happen. It was shot entirely in location in Oklahoma, and perhaps the most interesting thing about it is that the heroine is a middle-aged woman. For what it’s worth, the acting is competent if uninspired. It also features John Carradine in what he was given to claiming was his five hundredth film, so he should get some kind of award of quantity over quality. At 100 minutes the film is overlong, and it has a couple of twists that don’t really add or subtract from the movie, and a few unanswered questions. All in all, this is mostly just a dreary time-killer.

The Queen of the Butterflies (1927)

THE QUEEN OF THE BUTTERFLIES (1927)
aka La reine des papillons
Article 5427 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 4-17-2017
Directed by Wladyslaw Starewicz
Featuring Nina Star
Country: France
What it is: Animated fairy tale

A little girl who works as a carnival dancer is given a gift of a caterpillar as a joke. She spares the caterpillar’s life, and one night dreams she is turned into an elf and becomes the Queen of the Butterflies.

The last two Starewicz shorts have been examples of light-hearted whimsy. This one captures the man’s work at his most ambitious, and it’s one of his best efforts. He combines live-action footage with stop-motion animation, sometimes with characters who exist as both; the Queen of the Butterflies is played by Nina Star in some scenes, but is animated in other scenes, and Starewicz’s skill makes it work beautifully. He returns to his use of animated insects here, and imagines an elaborate war between an army of grasshoppers and an army of spiders; those who get the creepy-crawlies from spiders may want to skip this one. Some of the scenes have so much going on in them that I’m simply amazed at the man’s skill. The short is serious in tone, and features a subplot about the girl trying to learn to play violin. The ending also delves into the world of abstract animation, and it somewhat recalls moments of Disney’s FANTASIA.

To my mind, Wladyslaw Starewicz is one of the greatest animators of all time, but I think he still has yet to receive his due acclaim. Perhaps someday that will change.

Le mariage de Babylas (1921)

LE MARIAGE DE BABYLAS (1921)
aka The Marriage of Babylas
Article 5426 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 4-16-2017
Directed by Wladyslaw Starewicz
Featuring Nina Star
Country: France
What it is: Animated whimsy

A little girl arranges a marriage between two of her dolls (one a baby, the other a monkey), but is forced to go to bed. At midnight, the dolls come to life and deal with the arranged marriage in their own ways.

Here’s another animated work form Starewicz with a partial live-action sequence. It’s a comic piece of animation in which the monkey jilts his initial bride because he’s enamored with a doll lamp whose skirt lights up. It’s not one of his better works, but it’s amusing enough; it’s a bit on the risque side, and part of the fun of being surprised when unexpected characters come to life. I’ve enjoyed everything I’ve seen from Starewicz, and this one is no exception.

The Scarecrow (1921)

THE SCARECROW (1921)
aka L’epouvantail
Article 5425 by Dave Sindelar
Date: 4-15-2017
Directed by Wladyslaw Starewicz
Featuring Wladyslaw Starewicz and Nina Star
Country: France
What it is: Animated hallucinations

When a gardener given to drink, gambling, and losing his temper is exhausted by the pranks of some children, he hallucinates that he has to win back his soul from the devil via cards. However, the gardener is also a master cheater…

The introduction to this cartoon features a quote from Starewicz on the subject of his marionettes, who he saw as actors and modeled off of people he knew. That may account for the fact that his animated characters are so brimming with character. Part of the joy of this short is watching the puzzled reactions of the various imps and devils as they seem mystified over how they can be losing the card games so badly. Unlike many of Starewicz’s shorts, this one is partially live action, with about half of the short involving the gardener’s dealings with mischievous kids; Starewicz himself plays the gardener. This short has only a so-so reputation on IMDB, but I’m always charmed by Starewicz’s mastery of his craft, and I enjoyed this one no less than I have the other works I’ve seen of his.