Conquest of Space (1955)

CONQUEST OF SPACE (1955)
Article #170 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing date: 9-2-2001
Posting date: 1-16-2002

Despite their differences, the son of a space veteran accompanies him on the trip to Mars of which his father is the commander. When a crew member dies en route, the commander becomes a religious fanatic and tries to sabotage the expedition; when his son is forced to kill him, he gains the enmity of Sergeant Mahoney, a long-time friend of the commander.

This outer space epic reminds me of George Pal’s earlier voyage into space, DESTINATION MOON, and it shares some of that movie’s flaws; it’s peopled with cliched characters, and isn’t particularly well acted. It didn’t matter all that much in the earlier movie, as the focus of that one was on the scientific side of the expedition; here, the story is character oriented, and the movie suffers tremendously. The movie was based on a non-fiction science book with illustrations by Chesley Bonestall, and so the makers had to come up with their own story. Three scripts were rejected before this one was chosen, and this one is certainly no gem; it feels to me like a compendium of war-movie cliches. Worst of all, the story hinges on a completely unconvincing change of character on the part of the general in charge of the expedition from a hardened space veteran to a religious fanatic intent on sabotage; neither the script nor the actor (Walter Brooke) were able to make this change of character plausible, and the whole movie suffers for it. This is a shame; I can’t help but feel some affection for a science fiction movie that aspires toward human drama rather than just spectacle or action, but you still need a good convincing story to make it work, and that is just what this film does not have.

On the plus side, it’s nice to see Ross Martin in another movie, but like in THE COLOSSUS OF NEW YORK, he dies far too early in the proceedings for my taste.

Fiddlers Three (1944)

FIDDLERS THREE (1944)
Article #169 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing date: 9-1-2001
Posting date: 1-15-2002

Three sailors (two men and a woman) find themselves at Stonehenge during a storm, and are magically transported back to the days of ancient Rome, where they encounter the emperor Nero. Comedy ensues.

When I first began this movie watching project, I knew that I’d stumble across a lot of oddities and obscurities that I might otherwise bypass, or that I’d never even known existed in the first place. This British comedy is one of the latter, and when it first popped up on my list, I thought it would be one of those movies that would sit around on the list for years without my being able to come by a copy; instead, I found one almost right off the bat. The movie is okay, but to my mind not particularly memorable, and even though I’ve never heard of him before, it appears that Tommy Trinder (the star of the film) has a certain cult following. The most interesting aspect of this film to me is that it appeared in 1944, the same year as TIME FLIES, another British time travel comedy; sounds like a short-lived trend that sprang up and died a quick death.

Frankly, I’m surprised I even had this much to say about it.

The Creeping Unknown (1955)

THE CREEPING UNKNOWN (1955)
(a.k.a. THE QUATERMASS XPERIMENT)
Article #168 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing date: 8-31-2001
Posting date: 1-14-2002

When a rocket returning from outer space crashes into the earth, two of the astronauts have vanished while one has contracted a strange illness. Dr. Quatermass tries to solve the mystery.

Though general opinion tends to choose either QUATERMASS 2 or QUATERMASS AND THE PIT as the best in the series, I have to opt for this one, which is partially nostalgia, as it was the only one I saw as a kid. However, it still holds up well, and every time I watch it I find myself totally caught up in the proceedings. There are several reasons; I think the story by Nigel Kneale is tense, exciting and intelligent, for one thing. Then there’s Richard Wordsworth’s performance as the surviving astronaut Victor Caroon, which is powerfully convincing in its depiction of a man going through a painful and truly inhuman transformation. Then there’s the taut direction of Val Guest, especially in the opening sequences when the firemen, police, and onlookers are at the site of the rocket crash; I’m always fascinated at how well this scene moves, and how it sets the atmosphere of tension that permeates the whole film. Then there’s the fine cast of character actors that fill out the film; the only name I recognize right offhand is Lionel Jeffries, but they all do a good job. And finally, there’s Brian Donlevy; from what I hear, Kneale didn’t care for him, and he had a drinking problem, but in this role I can’t take my eyes off of him. His Quatermass is not a likeable character, but he is an imposing presence and a force to be reckoned with, and you can’t help but respect him. He provides the movie with my favorite moment…

SPOILER

…at the very end of the movie, as he leaves the cathedral without saying a word to anyone, until the last person he meets asks him what he’s going to do now, and he reveals he plans to build another rocket, and walks off into the darkness. For me, this is one of the most chillingly powerful moments in science fiction cinema, and as a character, Quatermass is a far cry from the rather bland scientists that permeated much of the American science fiction cinema of the period.

Red Planet Mars (1952)

RED PLANET MARS (1952)
Article #167 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing date: 8-30-2001
Posting date: 1-13-2002

Scientists receive messages from Mars about the utopia that exists there, causing riots and economic collapse in the United States. However, the messages are actually being sent by a man being controlled by the Russians.

I hope you don’t go into this one expecting men from Mars, spaceships, or other SF paraphernalia; you’ll be disappointed. However, if you go in expecting tons of cold war pro-Christian propaganda, you won’t be disappointed. Now, cold war propaganda movies can have their charms, but I do tire of them quickly, and this movie is totally built around its message. It would still work if its criticisms of communism were pointed and convincing; instead, it merely takes the stand that what’s wrong with communism is that it’s not Christian, and that is a ridiculously narrow point of view on the matter. I don’t buy the premise that discovering a Utopian world on Mars would cause a collapse in our economy and destroy the United States; maybe I just have a little more faith in people than that. I also don’t really consider it at all likely that a collapse of the government in Russia would have resulted in a benevolent religious priesthood taking over the reins of the government (that’s fantasy wish-fulfillment of the worst kind). In fact, I just don’t buy this movie at all. It’s merely a curio of the era.

The Colossus of New York (1958)

THE COLOSSUS OF NEW YORK (1958)
Article #166 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing date: 8-29-2001
Posting date: 1-12-2002

When a noted scientist/humanitarian is hit by a truck and dies, his brain is saved and installed in the casing of a robot, so he can continue his research. However, he begins to lose his sense of humanity when this happens.

This movie has some truly intriguing ideas behind it, and the idea that a humanitarian would lose his sense of attachment to the human race if he resided in a non-human body would make for a great movie if it were handled well. Unfortunately, this movie is really clumsy in handling this idea, and its attempt to be a kiddy movie at the same time seriously undermines the whole affair. The scientists seem overly far-seeing at one moment, and utterly short-sighted the next; they consider the issue that he may lose his humanity, and then treat him without compassion and with some cruelty themselves, thereby making matters worse. They install in him a lever that will destroy him that he can’t reach, and also make him so powerful that he’s capable of massive destruction. Ultimately, this movie has some of the same problems as THE CATMAN OF PARIS; it doesn’t really hang together or make sense when you think about it.

SPOILER

The ending where he goes off to the United Nations and begins killing people, and then asks the little boy to turn him off is just plain unconvincing. This is one of those movies I’d like to see remade, simply to give someone an opportunity to explore the questions involved without fumbling the whole enterprise, as this movie does. Still, as an old fan of “The Wild, Wild West” (the TV show, not the movie), it is nice to see Ross Martin, even if it is only for the first few minutes of the movie.

The Catman of Paris (1946)

THE CATMAN OF PARIS (1946)
Article #165 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing date: 8-28-2001
Posting date: 1-11-2002

A French writer at odds with the government is suffering bizarre blackouts, during which a catlike killer goes on the prowl and kills people.

When boiled down to its essentials, this poverty row flick is a werewolf movie, filtered somewhat through SHE-WOLF OF LONDON and with a title that bears more than a little resemblance to THE WEREWOLF OF LONDON. However, the details with which the story is fleshed out are pretty elaborate; the mythology surrounding the catman is one of the damnedest things I’ve ever heard (it’s somehow concerned with the alignment of Jupiter), and there’s an elaborate subplot involving the author’s book bearing a remarkable resemblance to a real-life criminal case about which the government is up in arms tied in with the proceedings. Unfortunately, it’s not handled all that well; the whole subplot leads nowhere, and despite having a high interest potential, it is a crushing bore (making it most similar to REVOLT OF THE ZOMBIES).

The movie isn’t altogether without interest, though. For one thing, there are some very striking shots of what looks like a giant cat roaming about in the streets of Paris (it’s an illusion revealed in the movie itself, but it does make for an arresting visual moment). The movie also comes from Republic, and when I see the name Republic, I think westerns. This is interesting because there’s a couple of scenes in this movie that look for all the world like they came from a western, specifically, a carriage chase with guns and a fight scene in a restaurant; change the carriage to a stagecoach in the one and the restaurant to a saloon in the other, and you have two scenes that wouldn’t seem out of place in a western (though they do feel a little out of place here). Carl Esmond plays the writer, with familiar faces Lenore Aubert, Douglass Dumbrille, and a young John Dehner also appearing.

The Ghost Breakers (1940)

THE GHOST BREAKERS (1940)
Article #164 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing date: 8-27-2001
Posting date: 1-10-2002

A radio broadcaster gets involved with gangsters and a woman who inherits a haunted castle off the coast of Cuba.

I’m going to admit right off the bat that I don’t have a whole lot of use for Bob Hope. It’s not that I think he’s bad per se (I do laugh occasionally), but he was a little too laid-back and seemed far too easily satisfied with himself for my taste; I always felt he would crack just barely enough jokes to get by. I prefer his Road movies to his other work, largely because the Road movies never pretended to be about anything at all, which I thought fit well with his style. That being said, THE GHOST BREAKERS was entertaining enough; there were enough laughs and familiar faces to hold my interest (Paulette Goddard, Richard Carlson, Paul Lukas, Willie Best, and Anthony Quinn are all on hand), and it really delivers on the atmosphere when they finally reach the haunted castle in the last twenty minutes of the film, where we get a great scary zombie played by Noble Johnson. It’s not my favorite horror comedy, but it’s certainly not an embarrassment by any means, and it’s a pleasant enough way to spend an hour and a half; I just wish it were a little more than that.

The Frozen Ghost (1945)

THE FROZEN GHOST (1945)
Article #163 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing date: 8-26-2001
Posting date: 1-9-2002

A stage hypnotist believes he has gained the power to will people to death when a drunk that was taunting him during one of his performances dies suddenly.

This is our first revisit to the Inner Sanctum since I covered CALLING DR. DEATH some time ago. Boy, they had a wide variety of storylines; that one was about a hypnotist who believes he killed someone, and this one is about a hypnotist who believes he killed someone.

All right, I’m being a little unfair here. Actually, the Lon Chaney Jr. character in DEATH was a physician who used hypnotism instead of the stage hypnotist of GHOST. In fact, this movie uses these same elements in very different ways; in comparing the two movies, it almost feels like one of those creative writing projects where two different people are told to write a screenplay involving hypnotism and a man who thinks he killed someone. (Throw in a third writer, and you might end up with the script for FEAR IN THE NIGHT.)

There’s several familiar faces and names in this one; along with Chaney, we have Evelyn Ankers, Elena Verdugo, Martin Kosleck and Milburn Stone (Doc on “Gunsmoke”). Even though the Inner Sanctum movies bored me when I was a kid, nowadays I enjoy them well enough; they’re the cinematic equivalent of a comfy old pair of slippers you put on when you just want to sit back and relax. Or maybe they’re a little like a visit to McDonald’s; whether you like them or not, at least you know what to expect.

Fright (1956)

FRIGHT (1956)
Article #162 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing date: 8-25-2001
Posting date: 1-8-2002

A physician who uses a form of hypnosis finds himself dealing with a woman who is the reincarnation of the mistress of a German prince. When the mistress takes over the woman completely, he tries to find a way to cure her.

Though I wouldn’t exactly call this movie a classic, I think it’s the best movie of W. Lee Wilder’s that I’ve seen to date. Though he’s mostly known for his science fiction movies ( THE SNOW CREATURE, KILLERS FROM SPACE and PHANTOM FROM SPACE), I’ve always found these movies to be poorly constructed and filled with uninteresting characters; in this one, the characters show greater development, which is essential, as character drives this story. There’s a few other movies of his that I will be catching before I finish this project, and I’m a little curious as to what I’ll find. I’m not going to be overly hopeful, though: I’ve not heard good things about THE OMEGANS or the one about the head of Nostradamus.

The Eye Creatures (1965)

THE EYE CREATURES (1965)
Article #161 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing date: 8-24-2001
Posting date: 1-7-2002

Military personnel and teens encounter aliens from outer space in Lover’s Lane.

If you’ve seen INVASION OF THE SAUCER MEN, you’ve seen this one, and you’ve seen a much better version, too. This is one of several films directed by Larry Buchanan that came about as a result of AIP sending several of their old scripts to him and telling him to make cheap color versions of them for TV distribution. I originally saw them on my local Creature Feature, and if you aren’t prepared ahead of time for what’s coming, the amount of deja vu you get from watching them is incredible; you don’t necessarily recognize them as remakes immediately, but the realization that you’ve seen them before sneaks up on you. The original SAUCER MEN was a comedy, and plays like one; it’s still a comedy in the remake, but it’s so flabbily directed for the most part that it’s hard to tell. In fact, the big comic scenes in the movie are ones that didn’t appear in SAUCER MEN, and those are the scenes involving military personnel spying on kids making out at Lover’s Lane; I don’t know if these scenes were in the original scripts for SAUCER MEN, but if they were, they were left out of the finished product for a reason.

So how bad is it? Watching it again was interesting; there’ll be a moment here or there that actually doesn’t seem all that bad, and you start thinking that maybe Buchanan had some talent, but then you’ll see a hopeless muddle of scenes that show either gross incompetence or gross carelessness, and you suspect the good scene was a fluke. The costumes are ugly and incomplete, the sets dull, the day-for-night photography obvious and the acting inconsistent. One of my favorite quotes about Larry Buchanan (and I wish I could remember where I read this) stated that he probably gave AIP what it wanted when they requested these movies; he sent them exposed film. From the looks of it, he didn’t do much more than that.

One interesting experiment to try is to watch both this and SAUCER MEN in fairly close proximity; it’s a chance to see two different versions of the same script. SAUCER MEN isn’t a great movie in and of itself, but it does give you an appreciation of how simple competence and decent editing can make a world of difference.