The Ghost and the Guest (1943)

THE GHOST AND THE GUEST (1943)
Article #1522 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 5-15-2005
Posting Date: 10-12-2005
Directed by William Nigh
Featuring James Dunn, Florence Rice, Robert Dudley

Newlyweds move into old dark house. Coffin containing corpse of gangster arrives. Hilarity ensues.

If you can’t say anything nice, say nothing at all, I’ve often been told. Bearing this in mind, here are ten good things about this movie.

1) The cranky ex-hangman who serves as caretaker for the old dark house is actually rather amusing.

2) The title is actually somewhat clever. Not only do the words ‘ghost’ and ‘guest’ sound somewhat alike, but if you remove the ‘g’ from ‘ghost’, you get ‘host’, which is the opposite of ‘guest’. This cleverness is somewhat marred by the fact that the movie has no ghost and a plethora of guests.

3) My print runs only fifty-five minutes. If you have an hour to kill, you can watch this movie and still have time to trim your toenails. Real overachievers can perform both tasks at once.

4) This movie completely avoids any mind-stretching expansions in cinematic art, so watching it will not force you to painfully stretch your mind to encompass it in your definition of a cinematic experience.

5) For those into genre pigeon-holing, this is a piece of cake. Just file it under “old dark house comedy”.

6) If you’re a babysitter, and you’re caring for a bratty child who you want to go to sleep but who insists on staying up to see a scary movie with the word ‘ghost’ in the title, you can show him this movie with full confidence that not only will he not be over-frightened, but also that you will have no problem getting him to fall asleep.

7) If it only hurts when you laugh, this one won’t hurt hardly at all.

8) The VHS cassette on which the movie comes can be used to adjust a table with an uneven leg.

9) For those into more high-tech formats, the DVD makes an ideal coaster.

10) Since it is highly unlikely that you will ever be at a cocktail party and find yourself in the awkward position of being left out of the scintillating conversation about THE GHOST AND THE GUEST, you can feel blissfully free of having any social obligation to see this movie.

So there you are; ten nice things about THE GHOST AND THE GUEST. And I bet you thought I was going to poke fun at the movie.

Gas-s-s-s (1971)

GAS-S-S-S (1971)
Article #1521 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 5-14-2005
Posting Date: 10-11-2005
Directed by Roger Corman
Featuring Bob Corff, Elaine Giftos, Bud Cort

When a gas is released that kills everyone in the world over the age of 25, several hippies take off on an odyssey to an oracle.

Some people hate this rather silly counter-culture curio, but I’m not one of them. Maybe it’s because I always had a bit of a yearning to be a hippie; unfortunately, I spent my late teens/early twenties in the era of disco, an empty experience indeed. Still, I have little use for a lot of these hippie curios; they’re usually pretty ugly, unpleasant, and filled with bad music. Not this one; I like the music here, mostly supplied by Country Joe and the Fish. I also found the characters quite likable in their own ways, even some of the bad guys. The best thing about the movie is its lightness of touch; the movie never really takes itself too seriously, which is a good thing for one that flirts with pretentiousness as well as touching upon some rather unpleasant themes. And some of the scenes are genuinely amusing. There’s the scene where the hippies engage in a gunfight with a highway bandit named Billy the Kid in a used car lot; every shot is punctuated by the calling out of a name of a western movie celebrity (“Johnny Mack Brown!” “William S. Hart!” “Gabby Hayes”, etc.). There’s also the scene where the hippies dress up as regular people so as not to call attention to themselves, but end up finding that the local golf course has been taken over by a cycle gang. Then there are the Indians who have decided to give everything back to the white man that was given to them (including smallpox and the English language). I also like the Greek chorus-like Edgar Allan Poe character who tools around on a motorcycle with a raven on his shoulder. All in all, it felt like a parody of the post-apocalyptic movie, with the heroes meeting any variety of odd cultures that have developed in the wake of the release of the gas. This would also be the last movie Corman would direct for American International Pictures; he objected to their editing the movie against his wishes.

The Fury of the Wolfman (1972)

THE FURY OF THE WOLFMAN (1972)
(a.k.a. LA FURIA DEL HOMBRE LOBO)
Article #1520 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 5-13-2005
Posting Date: 10-10-2005
Directed by Jose Maria Zabalza
Featuring Jacinto Molina (Paul Naschy), Perla Cristal, Veronica Lujan

A man carrying the curse of the werewolf comes under the control of a female scientist who uses mind control on him.

With this entry we reach another milestone in the MOTDs; this is the first movie I’ve covered to deal with cult actor Paul Naschy. There seems to be a lot of affection for this actor. I suspect this has to do with the fact that he chose a career as a horror actor at a time when this kind of thing was falling out of favor, and had a love of the classic monsters and would trot them out in his movies with glee. Still, I must say that I have yet to see a movie of his that I would actually describe as being good. Now I’ll give myself a couple of outs to that last statement; I’ve only seen a handful of his movies at this point, and those that I have seen have all been of the pan-and-scan dubbed variety, so I can’t say that I’ve seen him under the best of circumstances.

At any rate, this movie shares the same problems I’ve had with some of his other movies. I find the story incredibly muddled; though there is a fair amount of incident, the context for much of it remains a mystery to me. In short, I don’t know why what does happen happens. Furthermore, I’m not impressed with the acting. This is, of course, a questionable statement when dealing with a dubbed movie; I can’t really judge a man’s performance when he’s been dubbed. Still, there are aspects of acting that aren’t affected by dubbing, such as body language and facial expressions, and all too often in this movie I see people not reacting to significant events, looking bored, and failing to express any recognizable emotion. Even Naschy himself gives me that problem; even though he’s played Waldemar Daminsky many times, I still find the only interesting thing about the character is that he becomes a werewolf. Outside of that, he’s terribly uninteresting; the fact that he becomes a werewolf has virtually no effect on his personality. Still, he does work up the necessary energy in his wolfman scenes, even if he lacks the animal grace that Lon Chaney Jr. brought to the wolfman role; Naschy walks and acts like a human being when he’s a werewolf. The ending isn’t bad, but sometimes I think that’s the only part of the movie worth catching. Still, there’s always the chance that a better presentation may make his movies work better, and someday I hope to see some of his movies in proper widescreen and with subtitles. At heart, though, I doubt that I’ll find a significant improvement.

Fright (1971)

FRIGHT (1971)
Article #1519 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 5-12-2005
Posting Date: 10-9-2005
Directed by Peter Collinson
Featuring Honor Blackman, Susan George, Ian Bannen

A babysitter is terrorized by the insane ex-husband of the mother of the child she is caring for.

The first half of this movie plays out like an early slasher flick. The main difference between this movie and those of that genre is that the killer lurking outside of the house isn’t just a faceless killing machine, but an actual character, and so the second half of the movie plays out with a little more complexity than your average slasher flick. However, that doesn’t automatically make the movie great, or even good, and at heart I don’t think the movie really works. The problem is that, despite its attempts at character development, it ultimately fails to develop them sufficiently for me to care about them. In particular, I never believe there is a real character behind the psychotic ex-husband; sure, he’s all over the emotional map, but I don’t feel there’s a real person inhabiting the loony facade, and for the twist ending to really work, we need to believe there was a real character there. Sure, there are a few scares and a little tension here; with a psycho threatening a child with a large shard of glass, there’s bound to be. But it misfires too often, and whenever the psycho gets really agitated, his angry rants remind me of an enraged Yosemite Sam or Tasmanian Devil, and if you’re trying to be scary, these are characters you shouldn’t be channeling. The best moments are near the beginning, where the movie effectively uses sound to build attention.

Frenzy (1972)

FRENZY (1972)
Article #1518 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 5-11-2005
Posting Date: 10-8-2005
Directed by Alfred Hitchcock
Featuring John Finch, Alec McCowen, Barry Foster

An out-of-work divorced man becomes the prime suspect in a series of sadistic necktie killings when his ex-wife is found murdered.

Alfred Hitchcock was no longer at the top of his form during his final decade of directing, but this is probably his best movie from the period. Despite the fact that, like PSYCHO and THE LODGER, it deals with a psychotic serial killer, it’s not really a horror movie but more of a suspense thriller, though the killer does push the movie into marginalia in that regard. It’s also a little slow out of the gate; despite the fact that it contains the most graphic murder of Hitchcock’s career, the first two-thirds of this two hour movie drags a little bit, but once the murderer discovers that he left an important clue on the body of his last victim, the movie takes off and never lets up until the end. Still, I find it hard to complain; after all, Hitchcock was an expert at setting up the dominoes, and it’s worth it to be patient during this part of the process. And it’s always graced with Hitchcock’s wonderful sense of macabre humor; as horrible as it is, the scene in the potato truck is quite hilarious. Much has also been made about the use of food in this movie, so this connection is obviously not an original observation of mine, but I can’t help but notice that the movie with Hitchcock’s most graphic murder also has some of the most disgusting meals on film; practically ever meal served by the detective’s wife is likely to turn your stomach, and when she trots out the ingredients of a soup recipe in French, I found myself rather glad that I don’t understand the language.

Follow Me Quietly (1949)

FOLLOW ME QUIETLY (1949)
Article #1517 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 5-10-2005
Posting Date: 10-7-2005
Directed by Richard Fleischer
Featuring William Lundigan, Dorothy Patrick, Jeff Corey

Police are hunting for a serial killer known as the Judge.

When I first picked up Tom Petty and the Heartbreaker’s album, “Damn the Torpedoes”, I found myself rather disappointed by it. My problem was that Petty performed his songs with such drama that I was led to believe that the songs themselves would have a little more substance to them when, in fact, I found them to be fairly ordinary love songs for the most part. I was left feeling that the drama was merely a pose.

I feel somewhat the same about this movie. It is full of wonderfully powerful moments that lead you to believe that there’s going to turn out to be a little more to it than there actually is. The end of the movie left me disappointed; I was expecting something more than just a crime thriller, but that’s all I really got from it.

Still, I should have seen it coming; the romance between the detective and the tabloid journalist that makes up a goodly portion of the running time never once felt to me like it was going anyplace interesting, and sure enough, it doesn’t. In fact, the amount of time spent on it only convinced me that they didn’t really have much of a story. Still, when all is said and done, it’s the strong parts of this movie that will stick with you, because they’re fairly breathtaking. The movie certainly uses rain effectively to build up tension, and the dummy modeled off of the killer adds an eerie touch to the proceedings (and even has a good payoff scene). Still, the finest moment in the movie is when the killer comes to the realization that the police are waiting for him at just the moment when we first see the killer’s face; this scene will stick in your memory long after you’ve forgotten the rest of the movie. So, in the final evaluation, this one is worth catching for its high points. Just don’t expect it to transcend itself. Fans of fantastic cinema will recognize Jeff Corey and Nestor Paiva, and that’s Douglas Spencer (Scotty in THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD) as the man who confesses to the crimes.

The Dead Are Alive (1972)

THE DEAD ARE ALIVE (1972)
(a.k.a. L’ETRUSCO UCCIDE ANCORA/THE ETRUSCAN KILLS AGAIN)
Article #1516 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 5-9-2005
Posting Date: 10-6-2005
Directed by Armando Crispino
Featuring Alex Cord, Samantha Eggar, John Marley

When murders are committed in an Etruscan tomb, detectives investigate several suspects, including an alcoholic archaelogist and a bad-tempered conductor.

The reaction you have to a movie is often dependent on your expectations. Given the fact that the title is THE DEAD ARE ALIVE, the alternate title is THE ETRUSCAN KILLS AGAIN, and at least one source talked about the movie in terms of marauding zombies, I went in fully expecting to find a movie about Etruscan living dead. Yet, a little ways into the movie, I began wondering why their was so little mention of the zombies and a lot of time spent on the criminal investigation and the soap-opera love lives of all concerned. It began to dawn on me that either the movie was spinning its wheels or was going in another direction than the one implied by the titles, promotional materials and the various sources. As it turns out, the latter is the case here. It’s still a horror movie, but a very different one than I expected. Yet, I really think the movie would have been more effective if I hadn’t been deceived about the nature of the movie.

Other factors can also affect your reaction to a movie. My print of the movie is splicey, faded, and has really bad sound. The latter is particularly problematic, as certain points of the movie use sound for its shock moments, and when the sound is this bad, it blunts the effect. Being vaguely aware that this moment should have made you jump isn’t the same thing as the moment actually having made you jump. Furthermore, my print seems to be incomplete; the movie ends abruptly before the final credits role and takes you to the DVD menu.

There are other problems with the movie not related to these particular bad circumstances, of course. I think the script is muddled, the characters unlikable, the dialogue quite bad at times. Though the latter is somewhat mitigated by the fact that it’s partially dubbed, this doesn’t change the fact that several of the major characters are speaking English as their native language, and their dialogue is no better. Still, it does have some effective shock moments, and had the other circumstances surrounding my viewing of this movie been different, I might have actually liked it a lot more than I did. As it is, this was a drab and dreary experience.

The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T. (1953)

THE 5,000 FINGERS OF DR. T. (1953)
Article #1515 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 5-8-2005
Posting Date: 10-5-2005
Directed by Roy Rowland
Featuring Tommy Rettig, Hans Conried, Mary Healy

A young boy dreams that he is a prisoner in Dr. Terwilliker’s Academy where he is forced to play piano.

I haven’t seen the recent big-screen versions of THE CAT AND THE HAT or THE GRINCH THAT STOLE CHRISTMAS, but I think I’m pretty safe in saying that this may be the finest big-screen adaptation of Dr. Seuss. Actually, that may not be quite true; I don’t really know if this is definitely an adaptation or not. I know Dr. Seuss wrote the story, but I think the story may have been intended for the big screen. Dr. Seuss also took part in the screenplay as well as writing the lyrics for the songs. I’m willing to bet that he was on hand for many other aspects of the production, because his fingerprints are all over the place in this movie.

I am simply blown away by the degree of Seussian style in this movie. Here is a quick list of my favorite touches.

– The name of the adult friend to Bartholomew Collins is August Zabladowski.

– The two roller-skating henchman who pursue Bart throughout the movie are siamese twins connected at the beard.

– The happy finger beanies that all the children must wear.

– The ladder that goes nowhere.

– The entrances to the executive offices are not through doors, but holes in the floor.

– The dress that Heloise Collins wears to the Terwilliker Institute that is half business suit, half backless nightgown.

-The huge double-decker piano that can be played by 500 boys with their 5,000 fingers, etc. etc.

In fact, one can go on and on. My only problem with the movie is that some of the songs aren’t very memorable and slow down the story. The two best ones are towards the end; one features a thuggish barbershop quartet singing about the ivy on the walls of the Terwilliker Academy, and the other is sung by the elevator operator to the dungeon. Still, even if some of the songs fall flat, the other musical numbers are magnificent. For me, the finest moment of the movie occurs when Bart finds himself in the dungeon where Terwilliker has imprisoned all musicians who play instruments other than the piano. This big production number makes an astounding use of music, choreography, set design, prop design (the musical instruments are a scream), color photography and acting. This may be my all-time favorite musical number in a movie. There are also great jokes about sink inspections, pickle juice, and the use of the word “atomic”. And Hans Conried makes for a great Seussian villain.

Fearless Frank (1967)

FEARLESS FRANK (1967)
Article #1514 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 5-7-2005
Posting Date: 10-4-2005
Directed by Philip Kaufman
Featuring Jon Voight, Monique van Vooren, Severn Darden

A hick comes to the big city, and is shot by gangsters when he hooks up with a woman. He is then revived from the dead and given superpowers by a doctor intent on fighting evil.

There are different levels of bad. This movie starts out as a bad parody of superhero movies; it’s not totally worthless at this point as it has the occasional funny moment (Best Line: “I can count!”), but for the most part it just falls flat. However, as the story progresses, it starts dealing with some complex moral and metaphyhsical issues having to do with the Doctor’s dictatorial control of Frank as well as the character of an evil version of Frank (known as False Frank or Frankie, a variation on the Frankenstein monster whose scar not only runs down his face but across his suit as well). These are potentially interesting ideas, but they’re so out of tune with the cheesy parodistic approach of the movie that the whole thing turns into an utter disaster that fails to work on any level. It’s hard to believe that this was written and directed by Philip Kaufman, who had already won a prize at Cannes for his movie GOLDSTEIN, and would go on to an Academy Award nomination for the screenplay of THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING, as well as having contributed to other fine movies such as THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES, THE RIGHT STUFF, and the remake of INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS. This was the first screen appearance of Jon Voight, who would later go on to win an Oscar himself for COMING HOME.

King of the Wild (1931)

KING OF THE WILD (1931)
(Serial)
Article #1513 by Dave Sindelar
Viewing Date: 5-6-2005
Posting Date: 10-3-2005
Directed by B. Reeves Eason and Richard Thorpe
Featuring Walter Miller, Nora Lane, Tom Santschi

An American salesman who just happens to be the spitting image of the Rajah of Rampur takes on the Rajah’s role after a tiger attack fatally wounds the Rajah. This is done to give the Rajah’s brother time to receive a note that explains the situation that is intended to call the brother in to take over the reigns of the government rather than letting it fall into the hands of the scheming cousin named Dakka. However, the salesman’s associate sells the note to Dakka, not knowing that Dakka has written the agreement on the back of the note in disappearing ink, but since the brother arrives just in time, Dakka’s plans are foiled, but since the ink has disappeared, the associate fails to get paid and takes hold of the note in order to get the ink to reappear so he can collect his money. The salesman is framed for the murder of the Rajah, but escapes a year later to find his associate and recover the note which will prove his innocence, but the associate has teamed up with an Arab named Mustapha and a wild ape man in an attempt to find the location of a diamond mine discovered by a man whose sister is framed for the murder of a woman who was trying to force from the brother the location of the said diamond mine, but she escapes the shipwreck along with an old woman who is actually a secret service agent and a Swedish animal hunter with a secret mission. However, there’s also a mysterious man in dark glasses running around and….okay, the plot is just really complicated, got it?

You know, with most serials, I can sum up the plot in two lines, and in some ways, I find it refreshing to run into one with a setup this elaborate. Yes, I know that serials aren’t supposed to have plots this complicated because it gets in the way of the action sequences, but, truth be told, I’m not a big action fan. In short, I like this one, not so much for its complicated plot, but more for its assortment of well-delineated characters, each with their set of motivations and goals, and for many of them, you don’t know on which side of the struggle they’ll eventually turn out to be. The ape man makeup is also quite fun, and it’s one of Karloff’s better serial roles (he plays Mustapha), even if he doesn’t really pull off the accent he’s trying to do. You should also be able to figure out the identity of the mysterious man in the black glasses early on, so don’t pay any attention to certain deceptive scenes that lead you to believe you’re wrong. The cliffhangers are often quite good, with most episodes ending with double cliffhangers with two different people in separate perilous situations. I have a feeling I’ll be revisiting this one.